And the moral of the story is:

[jennyswan]

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for

over a year, and so we decided to get married.









There

was only one little thing bothering me.









It was her

beautiful younger sister.











My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore

very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less.











One day "little" sister called and asked me to come

over to check the wedding invitations.









She was alone

when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had

feelings and desires for me that she couldn't

overcome.











She told me that she wanted to make love to me just

once before I got married and committed my life to

her sister.











Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.











She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

you want one last wild fling, just come up and get

me.









" I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched

her go up the stairs.











When she reached the top she pulled off her panties

and threw them down the stairs at me.









I stood there

for a moment, then turned and made a beeline

straight to the front door.











I opened the door, and headed straight towards my

car.











Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing

outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law

hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have

passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a

better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.









"

And the moral of this story is...



...Always keep your condoms in your car.

[Carolly]

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl......nice one;)

[Mustang]

:guitarist Good one :guitarist