Womans Prayer...............Amen

[Chezzie]

Lord send me a man who’s always wrong

Weak in head but physically strong

One who’ll never think of bed

Unless I put it in his head

Who’ll obey my slightest whim

And do anything I ask of him

If I want to rant about my life

He won’t answer back cos I’m his wife

He won’t care if I change my mind

Or dare to comment on my behind

When we’re late he’ll calmly wait

While I again try on dress no. 8

He understands it must look right

Or I’ll make sure to ruin his night

He’ll smile benignly at the bedroom muddle

He’ll put it right and not expect a cuddle

He’ll give me money without a blink

And should always know what I’m going to think

He won’t pester me for sex or stuff

Just do it to please me til I’ve had enough

When driving he must agree

the one in charge, It must be me.

Will I find this perfect man

Or must I change one if I can ?

On one thing he must concur

The inferior sex is him, not her!

[pinkchick]

Amen to that Chez..!! :wah:

[pinkchick]

jimbo;818498 wrote: sexist pigs :wah::wah:





go do some ironing or summink :p:p


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[kinks]

nice one chez :wah:

[along-for-the-ride]

Since we're on this subject...............a joke and a gift.

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