Good, Bad, Worse Game

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:30 am

Good, Bad, Worse Game -

Good - You get a million dollars

Bad - It's marked bills

Worse - You can't cash it

Pretty easy and funny - so here goes

Good - You win a cruise on really nice ship

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:33 am

Bad: The name of the ship is Titanic

sunny_bunny · Post by **sunny_bunny** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:11 pm

Worse: As a prize-winner, you're a guest of the Captain and have to stay with him wherever he goes! :-3

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:40 pm

Good: You can get off at the next port

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:34 am

Bad: The next port is in the Everglades

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:20 am

worse:

you caught a bug and have sickness and diarrhea and no hankies

Good: You got the promotion you have been after:-6

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:24 am

Bad: You have to now work 15 hours a day

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:25 pm

Good: It's a great paying job and you get to do it at home

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:09 am

qsducks;789259 wrote: Good: It's a great paying job and you get to do it at home We missed worse :wah:

Bad: The job is taking care of twenty two year olds

Author · Post by **Author** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:26 am

Worse: And They All Have Gastro And Aren't Toilet Trained

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:45 am

Good: You win a new car

Author · Post by **Author** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:52 am

Bad: You Crash It The First Time You Drive It

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:53 am

Worse: You have no car insurance

Author · Post by **Author** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:02 am

Good: You Meet Someone Wonderful & Gorgeous

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:10 am

Bad: The person has really bad body ordor

Author · Post by **Author** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:17 am

Worse: You Suffer From a Condition Which Gives You A Hyper Sensitivity To Smells

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:21 am

Good: Your old friend is coming to visit

Author · Post by **Author** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:33 am

Bad: You've put On Heaps Of weight Since you Last saw Them

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:38 am

Worse: your friend is Richard Simmons

Author · Post by **Author** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:47 am

Good: You Get Given Two Tickets To Your Favourite Show

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:50 am

Bad: you have to work

Author · Post by **Author** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:54 am

Worse: You Call in Sick So You Can Go And Turn Up To Find Your Boss Is Sitting Next To You....

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:57 am

Good: you are moving

Author · Post by **Author** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:01 am

Bad: You have to pack the entire house on your own

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:26 am

Worse: the moving van never shows up

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:47 am

Good: Home Depot will drive you anywhere you want to go

Midget40 · Post by **Midget40** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:35 pm

Bad: Home depot Drivers On Strike

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:24 pm

Worse: they cannot pass the picket line

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:20 pm

Good : we all get a part as extras on the new "European Vacation" movie

Author · Post by **Author** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:31 pm

Bad: Its set on a 'nude' beach

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:10 pm

worse: we all get sunburned bums

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:00 am

Good: We get some nice spa treatment to take care of our burned bums

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:24 am

Bad: they make us put on diapers

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:40 am

Worse: We become un-toilet trained

Midget40 · Post by **Midget40** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:27 am

Good: You get a great haircut

Miss Maam · Post by **Miss Maam** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:34 am

Bad ~ the barber is blind!

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:22 am

Worse: when he's done, you have to wear a wig

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:44 am

Good: We all get tax refund checks

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:48 am

Bad: We can only spend it on recycled food

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:51 am

Worse: all the food is on the recall list

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:56 am

Good: You've been selected to star on American Idol

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:20 am

Bad: You have been selected to be Paula's "right-hand" man

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:24 am

Worse: she faints and breaks your right hand

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:03 pm

Good: Simon Cowell has selected you to be his right hand man

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:34 am

Bad: He won't take his right hand out of his pants

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:57 am

Worse: His other hand is in your pants

Author · Post by **Author** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:04 am

Good: You win the lottery

Midget40 · Post by **Midget40** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:48 am

Bad: You cant find your ticket

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:52 am

Worse: You finally found your ticket. it was in shreds in the washing machine

Midget40 · Post by **Midget40** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:17 pm

Good: You win a Date with Brad Pitt