Slippers

[Chezzie]

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.

Paddy says, 'Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers? 'No bother,' he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat naked on their bed

'Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to sh@g ya both.'



'Fook off you liar!'.



'I'll prove it,' Murphy says.

So he shouts down the stairs, 'Both of them, Paddy?'

'Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?'

[Chezzie]

jimbo;780933 wrote: i was going to post that but i lost my nerve :wah::wah:



this is tame but made me chuckle





http://rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml


oops have I have been bad:sneaky::wah:

very funny Jimbo:wah: