A Letter From The Moderators

[Chezzie]

The following letter has been created for the use of moderators who wish to explain their decision to moderate a post or thread they found unsuitable to appear on the Forum Garden. It's in the BETA stages and would like feedback off members.

Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie

[ ] Lamer

[ ] Trip Advisor Freak

[ ] "Me too" er

[ ] Pervert

[ ] Geek

[ ] Spammer

[ ] Nerd

[ ] Elvis

[ ] Scientologist

[ ] Scammer

[ ] Pre-teen

[ ] Cryogenic

[ ] Loser

[ ] Stupidity Poster Child

You Are Being Moderated Because:

[ ] You are a LOSER!

[ ] You are an insignificant peasant!

[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply.

[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread.

[ ] You must be sucking an appendage of some sort.

[ ] You like sheep way to much.

[ ] You started an off-topic thread.

[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message.

[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous.

[ ] You make no sense. (See sucking an appendage)

[ ] You said "me too" to something.

[ ] You suck.

[ ] You brag about things that never happened.

[ ] Your avatar is offensive.

[ ] You made up slang then used it in a message.

[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad.

[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.

[ ] You posted a make money quick scam.

[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being moderated anyway.

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it

[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor

[ ] Actually post something relevant

[ ] Be Spot’s love slave

[ ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication

In Closing, I'd Like to Say

[ ] Bite me

[ ] Get Stuffed

[ ] Go tell your mother/father/test tube they failed

[ ] Get a clue, you pathetic loser

[ ] Get a life

[ ] Never post again

[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again

[ ] I pity your dog

[ ] Go to hell

[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...

[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else

[ ] Learn to post or get off the forum

[ ] All of the above

Thank you, and have a nice day.:-6

Anyone think it can work???:D:D:D

[CARLA]

:wah::wah: works for me gets straight to the point.

[littlemissgiggle]

:wah: perfect chezzie

[G-man]

I do believe you've just about covered everything in there... for now.

[Joe]

Chezzie;765681 wrote: To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it


Just like some clarification on this one, is that eat the modem or eat the hammer?:-2:D

[YZGI]

Spot sent me one of these and under the "dear" heading he had 7 checked. Is this fair. I think Mod's should only be able to check one under each heading..:wah:

[Chezzie]

Joe;766312 wrote: Just like some clarification on this one, is that eat the modem or eat the hammer?:-2:D


depends what your name is Joe........some will have to do both:wah: