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Charges filed in defecation complaint.



It was a pretty foul thing that was happening at an apartment building on Schroeder Road.

Every so often, apartment residents at 6769 Schroeder Road would find human f*c*s in their laundry if they left it untended in a basement laundry room. Two people also reported finding f*c*s in their shoes and boots in an apartment hallway.

And residents said they have had to throw out a comforter, baby clothes and other items after f*c*s were found in the washing machines.

But that ended Jan. 13, according to a criminal complaint filed Thursday, when Madison police arrested Ronnie A. Ballard, 19, after one woman whose laundry had been soiled chased Ballard back to his apartment in an adjoining building at 6765 Schroeder Road.

Ballard was charged with three counts each of disorderly conduct and criminal damage to property and one count of bail jumping, all misdemeanors. He appeared in court Thursday, where Dane County Court Commissioner Todd Meurer, saying words he never thought he'd say, ordered Ballard to only defecate in toilets.

Ballard remains in the Dane County Jail on $1,400 bail.

According to the complaint:

A woman told Madison police Officer Deon Johnson she had problems with someone defecating on clothing she left in the laundry room. On Jan. 13, when she went to check her laundry, she saw Ballard and chased him to his apartment.

Johnson looked in the washer and saw f*c*s and a full load of clothes in the machine.

Johnson went to Ballard's apartment and asked if he had been in the laundry room, but he said he had not. The woman who chased Ballard identified him as the man she chased.

Court records show Ballard faces charges of lewd and lascivious behavior in Waukesha and Lincoln counties.

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“Turd Bandit Caught on the Job.

A man, believed to be the notorious “Thropton Turd Bandit was arrested on Tuesday morning after he was apprehended by several members of Thropton neighborhood watch. The man arrested is non-other than Mr. Rennie Scotick, 57, a highly respected villager and Chairman of Thropton neighborhood watch. “We caught him on the job said Mrs. Ena Noutatal, curator of the Thropton Bleach Museum; “there he was, crouched on old Mrs. Clahrhammers’ doorstep, wearing nothing but a Duke of Northumberland mask and a pair of tartan slippers. The residents of Thropton had mounted an around the clock surveillance of the village after being plagued for weeks by someone dropping excrement everywhere and Mr. Scotick was himself involved in the surveillance operation. Neighborhood watch vice- chairman, Mr. Chris Peabacon said “we are all shocked at the outcome of this, I have known Rennie for more than thirty years, he’s been under a lot of strain lately. P.M.:wah:
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joesoap;760150 wrote: “Turd Bandit Caught on the Job.

A man, believed to be the notorious “Thropton Turd Bandit was arrested on Tuesday morning after he was apprehended by several members of Thropton neighborhood watch. The man arrested is non-other than Mr. Rennie Scotick, 57, a highly respected villager and Chairman of Thropton neighborhood watch. “We caught him on the job said Mrs. Ena Noutatal, curator of the Thropton Bleach Museum; “there he was, crouched on old Mrs. Clahrhammers’ doorstep, wearing nothing but a Duke of Northumberland mask and a pair of tartan slippers. The residents of Thropton had mounted an around the clock surveillance of the village after being plagued for weeks by someone dropping excrement everywhere and Mr. Scotick was himself involved in the surveillance operation. Neighborhood watch vice- chairman, Mr. Chris Peabacon said “we are all shocked at the outcome of this, I have known Rennie for more than thirty years, he’s been under a lot of strain lately. P.M.:wah:


:wah::wah:turd bandit, should be in the tenage ninja turtles lol
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