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Chezzie
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1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2) All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

3) The first truth is a lie.

4) You're smiling now cause you are an idiot.

5) You will soon forward this to another idiot.

6) Theres still a stupid smile on your face.:wah::wah::wah:
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You have a cruel streak, Chezzie!
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You should've seen the stupid face I made trying to contort my tongue. :o
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spot;739001 wrote: You have a cruel streak, Chezzie!


Moi! Spotty...surely not (flutters eye lashes)
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Post by Sheryl »

That was mean, because of course after reading the first line, I was trying to touch my teeth with my toungue. :wah:
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:wah: What a cruel bugger you are Chezzie.
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The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
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You are a little sod!!!:wah::wah:
Originally Posted by spot

She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy





Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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Snooze;739002 wrote: You should've seen the stupid face I made trying to contort my tongue. :o
You didn't just take them out of the jar beside your bed and lick them?:wah::wah:
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ohhh I feel such a tinker:wah::wah::wah:
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Post by Sapphire_Alchemist »

jimbo;739055 wrote: i was just about to post yes i can :wah::wah:





then i read number two :rolleyes:







your dispicable:D


Omg, so was I! I read the first and I was like "Uh, YEAH I can!" after I tried it, then I read number 2... and then number 3... and then number 4... well, I feel like a sucker if there ever was one! :wah::wah:
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