ten times the size

[Chezzie]

The 6th grade science teacher, Mr. Parks, asked his

class, 'Which human body part increases to ten times

its size when stimulated?'



No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and

said, 'You should not be asking sixth-graders a question

like that!'

'I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the

principal, who will then fire you!'

With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.



Mr. Parks ignored her and asked the question again,

'Which body part increases to ten times its size

when stimulated?'



Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her,

'Boy, is he going to get in big trouble!'



The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,

'Anybody?'



Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,

'The body part that increases ten times its size when

stimulated is the pupil of the eye.'



Mr. Parks said, 'Very good, Billy,'

then turned to Mary and continued,

'As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

one, you have a dirty mind;

two, you didn't read your homework; and

three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed!'

[SuzyB]

:wah: That was good, i bet with a title like this you'll have loads of views to this thread :sneaky:

[cars]

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[WonderWendy3]

Yep Suzie's right...the title got my attention!! And very good joke...so true about the dissapointment!



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[koan]

I'd like to think that people could think of such great comebacks in real life.