The Funeral Procession
The Funeral Procession
The Funeral ProcessionA man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when henoticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearbycemetery.A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary manwalking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, wereabout 200 men walking single file.The man was so curious that he respectfully approached the man walkingthe dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is abad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this. Whosefuneral is it?""My wife's.""What happened to her?"The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wifewhen the dog turned on her."A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two."Can I borrow the dog?""Get in line." :sneaky::wah::rolleyes:
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The Funeral Procession
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The Funeral Procession
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Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time