Never lie to your mother

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:34 pm

You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates"

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom:

I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:52 pm

:wah: LOL :wah:

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:55 pm

LOVE IT!!!:wah::wah::wah:

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:22 pm

I do like to keep you entertained,

i love entertaining but not that good at it........oh well, practice makes perfect...lol

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:57 pm

that is wicked.

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:08 pm

minks;709891 wrote: that is wicked.

Ok, might be sounding stupid but there are 2 kids of wicked......did you mean naughty or great.....lol

cinamin · Post by **cinamin** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:38 pm

So funny.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:54 pm

kinks;709878 wrote: I do like to keep you entertained,

i love entertaining but not that good at it........oh well, practice makes perfect...lol

YOU do a great job sweet cheeks!! Keep it up!!:-4

And I'm sure Minksy meant the cool type of wicked....but I'm sure she will correct me if I'm wrong!:):)

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:02 am

Hahaha that was great!! :wah: