Lets talk sex-

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:37 am

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes, After that I lost count.

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:41 am

YZGI;688084 wrote: Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes, After that I lost count.

that sounds like an orgasim....

:D

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:45 am

AngelEyes82;688092 wrote: i think it was.. apparently it was good by the amount of times he said yes.:wah:

or he is just easy

yes oh yes, oh yes please, yes yes yes yes :wah:

joesoap · Post by **joesoap** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:45 am

Very little sex before marriage and none at all since:wah:

But seriously I did have sex once or twice before I got married and now I wish I had Indulged a lot more because we had not been married for very long before I got struck down with the worst case of Lichen sclerosus et atrophicus seen by the specialist. So now no sex at all for me :-1

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:46 am

Hmmm seems as though I have started something. Well that is an ego boost.:wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:46 am

joesoap;688096 wrote: Very little sex before marriage and none at all since:wah:

But seriously I did have sex once or twice before I got married and now I wish I had Indulged a lot more because we had not been married for very long before I got struck down with the worst case of Lichen sclerosus et atrophicus seen by the specialist. So now no sex at all for me :-1

so sorry to hear that Joesoap

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:47 am

minks;688095 wrote: or he is just easy

yes oh yes, oh yes please, yes yes yes yes :wah:
Naturally you were way after me.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:48 am

joesoap;688096 wrote: Very little sex before marriage and none at all since:wah:

But seriously I did have sex once or twice before I got married and now I wish I had Indulged a lot more because we had not been married for very long before I got struck down with the worst case of Lichen sclerosus et atrophicus seen by the specialist. So now no sex at all for me :-1
Do them long words mean you have a rash or limpus dickus?:D

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:49 am

YZGI;688104 wrote: Do them long words mean you have a rash or limpus dickus?:D

YZ!!!!

that's not very nice.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:50 am

joesoap;688096 wrote: Very little sex before marriage and none at all since:wah:

But seriously I did have sex once or twice before I got married and now I wish I had Indulged a lot more because we had not been married for very long before I got struck down with the worst case of Lichen sclerosus et atrophicus seen by the specialist. So now no sex at all for me :-1

It's sad really that sex is one of those things that we tend to take for granted and become quite important when we can't have.

In answer to the original question - yes I did, but I was a late started, I was gone 20 (so long ago can't remember exactly) when I first had sex. It certainly proved to me that men with porsche's do have small dingalings!!!:wah:

(and no, I didn't go back for more)

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:50 am

joesoap feel free to smack them for laughing (buggers sheesh:mad:)

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:51 am

minks;688106 wrote: YZ!!!!

that's not very nice.
I was jut wanting a definition. Wasn't meaning to be mean or nothing.

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:53 am

YZGI;688110 wrote: I was jut wanting a definition. Wasn't meaning to be mean or nothing.

:-5 good tactic there YZ so delicate, and ummm considerate. UGH!!!:-5:p

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:53 am

You may not want to look at the pictures

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lichen_scl ... atrophicus

It's truely horrible and Joe you have my sympathy

Wisey - you have a slap on the way!!!!!!:sneaky:

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:58 am

You may not want to look at the pictures

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lichen_scl ... atrophicus

It's truely horrible and Joe you have my sympathy

Wisey - you have a slap on the way!!!!!!:sneaky:[/QUOTE]

ditto from me

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:01 am

I plead total and complete ignorance.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:09 am

Joesoap, I extend my sympathy and that is very brave of you to share that with us, I admire you for that!:-4

As for the question....I had lots of pre-marital sex, and lots of sex during marriage, divorce sucks for many reasons, that's all I'm gonna say about that!

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:10 am

YZGI;688119 wrote: I plead total and complete ignorance.

always??

neffy · Post by **neffy** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:53 am

yeap i did i was 18;)

joesoap · Post by **joesoap** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:35 pm

Thanks everyone for your concern & good wishes. I decided at a very early stage to be very "honest', about my condition rather than keep it a deep dark secret. I went through various moods and frames of mind when first diagnosed. I am now very resigned to the condition and have become very creative about pleasing the Lady in my life

Indeed she says she could not be more satisfied with what I do for her :-4

Her only regret is that she cannot reciprocate in any practical way for me.

I reasure her by telling her that I take my pleasure in the pleasure I give her.

I am a very lucky man to have a wife who has stuck by me. Many men with this condition end up alone.

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:40 pm

joesoap;688225 wrote: Thanks everyone for your concern & good wishes. I decided at a very early stage to be very "honest', about my condition rather than keep it a deep dark secret. I went through various moods and frames of mind when first diagnosed. I am now very resigned to the condition and have become very creative about pleasing the Lady in my life

Indeed she says she could not be more satisfied with what I do for her :-4

Her only regret is that she cannot reciprocate in any practical way for me.

I reasure her by telling her that I take my pleasure in the pleasure I give her.

I am a very lucky man to have a wife who has stuck by me. Many men with this condition end up alone.

my friend ya could prob put the rest of us to shame (ps any tips)

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:42 pm

joesoap;688225 wrote: Thanks everyone for your concern & good wishes. I decided at a very early stage to be very "honest', about my condition rather than keep it a deep dark secret. I went through various moods and frames of mind when first diagnosed. I am now very resigned to the condition and have become very creative about pleasing the Lady in my life

Indeed she says she could not be more satisfied with what I do for her :-4

Her only regret is that she cannot reciprocate in any practical way for me.

I reasure her by telling her that I take my pleasure in the pleasure I give her.

I am a very lucky man to have a wife who has stuck by me. Many men with this condition end up alone.

It sounds as though you have a perfect partnership there, if Jim couldn't have sex again I would stick by him the same as I hope he would if the roles were reversed

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:49 pm

SuzyB;688234 wrote: It sounds as though you have a perfect partnership there, if Jim couldn't have sex again I would stick by him the same as I hope he would if the roles were reversed

The way he talks the roles are allready reversed.

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:49 pm

jimbo;688238 wrote: and what exactly would you do with that stick :sneaky:

and i dont do cross dressing :wah::wah:

can ya bark like a dog?? Fetch? Roll over? Fetch a stick?

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:51 pm

jimbo;688238 wrote: and what exactly would you do with that stick :sneaky:

and i dont do cross dressing :wah:

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:53 pm

jimbo;688248 wrote: wrong thread

wisey is a dog thread is next one down :wah

hey I have oldtimers leave me alone

:-5:p

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:15 pm

jimbo;688254 wrote: sit .... stay .....:wah::wah:

get me my staff!!

joesoap · Post by **joesoap** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:33 am

el guapo;688231 wrote: my friend ya could prob put the rest of us to shame (ps any tips)

Here is my top tip; Just go wth the flow and when you find something she likes keep at it untill she has had complete satisfaction:-6 If you follow that little tip you will have one very contented happy Lady:)

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:22 am

Scientists have discovered a food that kill the sex drive in womenâ€¦

It is called......

Wedding Cake!

joesoap · Post by **joesoap** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 9:51 am

jimbo;688676 wrote: yeah but i hate shopping :-5:-5
:wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:20 am

mikeinie;688658 wrote: Scientists have discovered a food that kill the sex drive in womenâ€¦

It is called......

Wedding Cake!

OMG that is too funny.

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:34 am

My wife thinks that oral sex is when you sit around and talk about it!

:(

-2

Indian Princess · Post by **Indian Princess** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:45 pm

not unless I get to hangout with Sean Connery

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:15 pm

BUSTING AT THE SEAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:-4:-4:-4

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:41 am

yes.

ThreeStents · Post by **ThreeStents** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:45 am

Evidently, I did NOT have enough pre-marital sex prior to getting married, since I soon back-tracked and made up for lost time a number of times after I was married, which caused my then wife to divorce me, which made me feel like **** for a long time, until until I discovered that SHE had been doing the same thing.

I never really enjoyed most of the times when it happened because I was always afraid I was going to be found out. It's not something I'm proud of or enjoy thinking about now. I was much younger then and felt like I was going to live forever. I vaguely remember the early pre-marital sex. Let's put it this way, I know it was with several females and it happened somewhere on planet earth. The rest I forgot.

Chris516 · Post by **Chris516** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:10 pm

AngelEyes82;688079 wrote: This might be too personal for some to answer & I apologize ahead of time if i tick you off with this.. But Did you have sex before you got married?? I am watching Montell and a counselor says that 94-99% of people have premarital sex. I did.. I had sex when I was 13 for the 1st time.

I lost count how many times, but, it was during the time that my (ex)wife n' I were dating. No one else before her.

Lady G · Post by **Lady G** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:53 am

I started at 17 and got married at 38, so go figure how much premarital I have had...................Weheeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

usernew · Post by **usernew** » Fri May 29, 2009 5:22 am

I do sex with a girl when i was only 14. She is my class made that time.