Zarquawi Group Captures Muppet!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:21 pm

attribution please.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:42 pm

Personally, I am delighted to see Elmo go :wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:48 pm

well i ADORE miss piggy myself. i like her attitude!

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:56 pm

sarasara wrote: Zarquawi Group Captures Muppet!

Jihadi Website Displays Captured Elmo!

Zarquawi group statement on website al Guffawa (The Witless):

"Great news! The signs of dawn have begun and the winds of victory are blowing. Allah has granted us a great victory, We have captured the Muppet! Thanks to Allah alone.

As for you, Kermit the frog, dog of the Christians, we promise you things that will displease you. With AllahÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s assistance, hard days are coming to you. You and your muppets are going to regret the day that you stepped foot on stage and dared to violate the screens of the brave jihadis.

We say to you, we can not wait to welcome your muppets. By Allah, we will target them before the watershed and will avenge the insults to al Zar-Kerry.

"So warriors of the sword, kill the muppets wherever you see them, take them, sanction them, and await them in every place" :-5Is this another attack on the United States via the Muppet show backdoor?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:33 pm

:yh_pig :yh_pig :yh_pig hey, i'm a 'pig'! LOL send donuts or the muppet dies.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:35 pm

sarasara wrote: they are threatening to behead him tomorrow. :-2
Do they know they have to stick their hand up his butt to make him talk?

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:36 pm

Looks like this little cat, had the backside examine already..!! :wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:48 am

Don't worry the sesame street gang'll come to your assistance..

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Cass · Post by **Cass** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:58 am

CARLA wrote: Looks like this little cat, had the backside examine already..!! :wah:
LOL...

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:59 am

abbey wrote: Don't worry the sesame street gang'll come to your assistance..
They just need to send in Oscar the Grouch to take names and kick a$$

jahamaa · Post by **jahamaa** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:16 pm

Why do the good continue to suffer while the truly evil go on and on?

DEATH TO BARNEY :p :p :p

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:04 pm

NoooooOOOoooooooOOOOooo!!!! I love Barney!!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:37 pm

>>^..^ NoooooOOOoooooooOOOOooo!!!! I love Barney!!
not THAT barney Cassie.....

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:39 pm

lady cop wrote: not THAT barney Cassie.....

Oh! phew!:p

Xxena · Post by **Xxena** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:30 am

:wah: :wah: Too funny.... you guys here are a breath of fresh air after the last "new board"... 20 somethings have NO sense of humor and no idea what sarcasm is either. Elmo..the other white meat ! I'm surprised they haven't asked to be paid to keep the annoying little bugger :yh_laugh

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:08 am

Be careful who you trust. If you dig deep enough, you may be surprised who's really got who's hand up who's butt!