Golfers and Leprechauns

[mikeinie]

An Irish man is out playing golf and hits the ball into the bushes. He goes to find his ball and when he does he also finds a Leprechaun knocked out who was clearly hit in the head by the ball.

The man helps revive the leprechaun and says how sorry he is for hitting him.

‘no worries says the leprechaun, the rules are that you caught me anyway, so you get three wishes.

The man says, ‘I don’t want three wishes, I am just glad that you are OK, again I am sorry I hit you with my ball’ and goes off without his wishes.

Now the Leprechaun was most amazed at this.

‘Never before have I met such a kind man, I will make the three wishes for him’. ‘Now what would a man like¦ he plays gold, so I will make him as great as the best golfer that there is.’

‘Men like money, so I will provide him with all the money he shall need.’

‘As a man, he will also be given the best sex life he could wish for.’

A year goes by and the man is playing the same course again and hits the ball into the same spot. The leprechaun is there waiting for him.

‘Hello he says, I am glad to see you again and that you are alright’

The Leprechaun says ‘I made you hit the ball in here so I could talk to you.’

‘How’s the golf game?’ he asks.

The mans says ‘great, I’ve been playing with Tiger Woods’

‘I know says’ the Leprechaun, ‘I made that happen’

‘How’s the money?’

‘Great says the man, every time I put my hand in my pocket I pull out a 100 euro note.’

‘I made that happen’ says the Leprechaun.

‘How’s the sex life?’

The man get all embarrassed and shy.

The Leprechaun laughs, ‘go on man, tell me how it is’

The man says ‘great, I have sex at least twice a week now’.

The Leprechaun is shocked and says ‘is that all?’

The man says ‘ya but that’s not bad for a small town parish priest’..

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