If you were a superhero................

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buttercup
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If you were a superhero who would you be & what would be your special powers?
SlipStream
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I'd B Flashheart and I'd B a good old lover boy :D
Tater Tazz
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I know this is not a superhero, but I would be cat woman.

I really was never into superhero's.

Why would you not want to be cat woman? Look at this.
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Not sure what my name would be but I would be invisisble at will and would be able to teleport myself anywhere I wanted. Kind of like "Bewitched" if you've ever seen that show. I would fight for the underdog and rectify injustices. :)
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I think Cat Woman still counts as a super hero, Tazz. :-6
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I would deffontly be Spiderman cause hes my fave superhero
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
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OH! GROSS! MY EYES!

I coulda gone a long time without seeing THAT!

:wah:
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Soberano;649318 wrote: You might need us one day if you drop your spanner down your cavity, or the loo seat gets jammed in the up position.:D


Oh Lord help me!! EeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwWWWW:lips:
Very nearly perfect ... :D
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Soberano;649308 wrote: What do you mean "IF".

Soberano, "Toilet Seat Man" and his trusty side kick "No Hair Magnetic Jim":D

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y290/S ... ingle4.jpg


Eeeewww :thinking:
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I was thinking along the same lines, but with a different punchline... :wah:

^ What Pheasy said... :-2


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Well I saw the "Fantastic four" last night and it was really good...even though I play a super-hero on FG, I really don't get into super hero comic books or movies that much actually...My kids and b/f do though...so I agreed to go see Fantastic Four with them and LOVED IT!! :wah: :wah:

I would like to be the invisible woman, Susan Storm I think was her name...Or Silver surfer seemed kinda fun too.

But to be invisible and to be strong enough to stop buildings from falling down....pretty cool.:-4
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So... are you considering buffing up your resume, Wonder Wendy or... :p


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G-man;649433 wrote: So... are you considering buffing up your resume, Wonder Wendy or... :p


Nahh, I'll stay WonderWendy, but I would like to apply to the higer being for more powers if I could...like to be invisible for starters....:)
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