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weeder
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My mouth has taken over my entire body. It will not stop eating, drinking, smoking and talking. It is getting worse everyday. I want to controll it. I want to stop it. I want to send it on a vacation. If the eyes are the window to our souls....... Our mouths are the window to what????????
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JacksDad
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Your esopghagus.

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weeder
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Thank you honey..... I needed that
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Nomad
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weeder;648054 wrote: My mouth has taken over my entire body. It will not stop eating, drinking, smoking and talking. It is getting worse everyday. I want to controll it. I want to stop it. I want to send it on a vacation. If the eyes are the window to our souls....... Our mouths are the window to what????????


I have the same problem with my feet. Every time I stand up they start walking. I hate that !
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mikeinie
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weeder;648054 wrote: My mouth has taken over my entire body. It will not stop eating, drinking, smoking and talking. It is getting worse everyday. I want to controll it. I want to stop it. I want to send it on a vacation. If the eyes are the window to our souls....... Our mouths are the window to what????????


Wow, sounds like you could be suffering from severe verbal diarrhea.

Stop drinking, get away from your computer (which creates more casual eating), and get out side and start jogging every morning.

This should help.
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