What happened ???

[Mia]

THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!!



You have probably read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys

were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney

story was an urban myth, this one is not. It's happening every day. My

thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was just

that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's

thighs. The new ones had the texture of orange peel. Who would have done

such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose thighs

were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking

for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out

my life in jeans and put my shorts in the bin. Then, just when my guard

was down, the thieves struck again.

My bottom was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they too pains

to match my new rear end to the thighs they stuck me with earlier. I

couldn't believe that my new bottom was attached at least three inches

lower than my original. Now, my rear complemented my legs, lump for

lump. Frantic, I prayed that long skirts would stay in fashion.

It was two years ago when I realized my arms had been switched. One

morning I was blow drying my hair and I watched horrified but fascinated

as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the

hairbrush. This was really getting scary. My body was being replaced one

section at a time. How clever and fiendish.

Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age is supposed to creep up,

unnoticed, something like maturity. NO, I was being attacked repeatedly

and without warning. In despair, I gave up my T-shirts.

What could they do to me next?

My poor neck suddenly disappeared faster than the Christmas turkey it

now resembled. That's why I decide to tell my story. I can't take on the

medical profession by myself. Women of the World, wake up and smell the

coffee. That really isn't plastic that those surgeons are using.

You KNOW where they are getting those replacement parts, don't you? The

next time you suspect someone has had a face "lifted", look again. Was

it lifted from you? I think I finally found my thighs - and I hope that

Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them!

This is not a hoax. This is happening to women in every town every

night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!



P.S. I must say that last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts.

I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed, I was

relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.

Now I keep them hidden in my waistband

[weeder]

Very very funny Mia,,, if only it werent true.

[Ybird]

That's so funny! :yh_rotfl

These thieves must be stopped! :wah: