Night Light

[WonderWendy3]

The Night Light

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with

normal results. The doctor says, "Bill, everything looks great How are you

doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" Bill

replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's

fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the

bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes

off. "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bill's wife. "Ethel,"he

says "Bill is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his

relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and

poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the

light goes off?"

"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

[Carl44]

WonderWendy3;618078 wrote: The Night Light

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with

normal results. The doctor says, "Bill, everything looks great How are you

doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" Bill

replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's

fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the

bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes

off. "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.



A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bill's wife. "Ethel,"he

says "Bill is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his

relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and

poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the

light goes off?"



"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"




:wah: :wah: suzy still thinks that the lemon juice leaks every night in our fridge