Sleeping Arrangements

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue May 15, 2007 2:52 pm

Soberano;613598 wrote: A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both

married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same

sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... him in the

upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman

saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be

willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully

cold. "

"I have a better idea," she replied." Just for tonight, let's

just pretend that we're married. "

"Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed!

"Good, " she replied... "Get your own feckin blanket."

After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.

mosser :wah: :wah:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue May 15, 2007 2:52 pm

:wah: :wah:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue May 15, 2007 2:54 pm

married people act like that?:p

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Tue May 15, 2007 2:56 pm

Soberano;613598 wrote: A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both

married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same

sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... him in the

upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman

saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be

willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully

cold. "

"I have a better idea," she replied." Just for tonight, let's

just pretend that we're married. "

"Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed!

"Good, " she replied... "Get your own feckin blanket."

After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.

:wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:00 pm

guppy;613606 wrote:

married people act like that?:p

its called fore play i do believe :wah: :wah:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:02 pm

jimbo;613614 wrote: its called fore play i do believe :wah: :wah:

You and I need to talk

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:05 pm

SuzyB;613616 wrote: You and I need to talk

trump ... get your own fecken blanket :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:17 pm

magenta flame;613635 wrote: Nope worse .

He sleeps on the same side as the main light, he can get out of bed and turn the darn thing off.:wah:

he who is out of bed first .............gets the coffees!

(this one is for me yes I'm guilty ) Warm your bloody feet up before you cuddle me.

snore in my ear again and I'll bloody clobber you!

Isn't marriage bliss?:D

wow you make the perfect ex wife one day :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:20 pm

magenta flame;613641 wrote: yep! in the same way I'll make the perfect ex mother-in-law:D

Watch out girls!:wah:

monster in law :wah: :wah:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:26 pm

magenta flame;613648 wrote: that's me alright !:D

Seriuously though I had one of my boys girlfriends stay overnight at our house and she was gobbsmacked that I wouldn't allow her to sleep in his room.

I calmly asked her if she always slept in boys rooms, and aproximately how many. My son got the message and we never saw her again:D

How old is your son MF?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:26 pm

magenta flame;613648 wrote: that's me alright !:D

Seriuously though I had one of my boys girlfriends stay overnight at our house and she was gobbsmacked that I wouldn't allow her to sleep in his room.

I calmly asked her if she always slept in boys rooms, and aproximately how many. My son got the message and we never saw her again:D

wow lucky girl :wah: goodnight folks nice dreams

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:27 pm

Great contraception though

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:29 pm

magenta flame;613653 wrote: He was fifteen and she was fourteen at the time.

Thats good parenting :-6

Mia · Post by **Mia** » Tue May 15, 2007 4:35 pm

I can only say good for you.To my mind fourteenn is way too young to be messing with boys.Thank god I had sons...lol

beautiful_soul · Post by **beautiful_soul** » Thu May 17, 2007 9:12 pm

marriage life is gonna suck like that!