I karate chopped a goat becuase I'm cool like that!

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I karate chopped a goat becuase I'm cool like that!

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Pick the month you were born:

January------I kicked

February-----I loved

March---------I karate chopped

April-----------I licked

May-----------I jumped on

June----------I smelled

July-----------I did the Macarena With

August-------I had lunch with

September---I danced with

October------I sang to

November----I yelled at

December----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath

2-------a monster

3-------a phone

4--- ----a fork

5-------a snowman

6-------a gangster

7-------my cell phone

8-------my dog

9-------my best friends' boyfriend

10-------my neighbo r

11-------my science teacher

12-------a banana

13-------a fireman

14-------a stuffed animal

15-------a goat

16-------a pickle

17-------your mom

18-------a spoon

19------- a smurf

20-------a baseball bat

21-------a ninja

22-------Chuck Norris

23-------a noodle

24-------a squirrel

25-------a football player

26-------my sister

27-------my brother

28-------an ipod

29-------a surfer

30-------a llama

31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--------because I'm cool like that

Black---------because that's how I roll.

Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.

Red----------because the voices told me to ..

Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Green---------because I think I need some serious help.

Purple------ --because I'm AWESOME!

Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Yellow-----because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

Brown--------because I can.

Other---------because I'm a Ninja !

None----------because I can't control myself .
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:wah: :wah: I yelled at a noodle cos I'm AWESOME :wah: :wah:
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I karate chopped a goat becuase I'm cool like that!

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I Jumped on Football Player Cos im cool like that,,,, I like it!!!!:D




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kazalala;610686 wrote: I Jumped on Football Player Cos im cool like that,,,, I like it!!!!:D


:-5 How come you get a Football Player and I get a Noodle :wah:
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I karate chopped a goat becuase I'm cool like that!

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I yelled at a smurf because I'm sexy and I do what I want! :wah:
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ThePheasant;610688 wrote: :-5 How come you get a Football Player and I get a Noodle :wah:


I'm stuck with a goat......:o :D
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ThePheasant;610688 wrote: :-5 How come you get a Football Player and I get a Noodle :wah:


I know!! worked out well didnt it :wah:




FOC THREAD PART1

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

Martin Luther King Jr.
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sunny104;610691 wrote: I'm stuck with a goat......:o :D


:wah: Did you know goats LOVE raspberries :wah:
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I karate chopped a goat becuase I'm cool like that!

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I jumped

On your mom

Because I think I need some help.



Why doesn't this surprise me?
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YZGI;610700 wrote: I jumped

On your mom

Because I think I need some help.



Why doesn't this surprise me?


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl




FOC THREAD PART1

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

Martin Luther King Jr.
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YZGI;610700 wrote: I jumped

On your mom

Because I think I need some help.



Why doesn't this surprise me?


:wah:

my hubby has the same birthday as you (I mentioned that last year, didn''t I?? :thinking: )

his is: I jumped on your mon because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. :D
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I can't spell today! :-5 :D
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sunny104;610711 wrote: :wah:



my hubby has the same birthday as you (I mentioned that last year, didn''t I?? :thinking: )



his is: I jumped on your mon because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. :D
Yup. Hey if ya gotta have a leader it might as well be Big Bird I reckon.
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" I did the Macarena with a football player because I'm sexy and I do what I want"



YEP, in a nutshell....if you want to call that "the Macarena"...that's fine with me!!:D
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WonderWendy3;610727 wrote: " I did the Macarena with a football player because I'm sexy and I do what I want"



YEP, in a nutshell....if you want to call that "the Macarena"...that's fine with me!!:D


ooo lucky you :wah:




FOC THREAD PART1

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

Martin Luther King Jr.
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I licked my cell phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Damn Straight Maynard!

:wah:
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I yelled at a ninja because I'm a ninja.



So there.
An ye harm none, do what ye will....
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I karate chopped a goat becuase I'm cool like that!

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I karate chopped my sister because I'm not crazy!



:wah:
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"

my son
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