A Mother's Day story....

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WonderWendy3
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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!

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>THIS STORY WON A "BEST MOTHERS DAY STORY" CONTEST ON TV!!!!! Very cute

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>> So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently

>died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit

>on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all

>day long on this mat in our bathroom.

>> Well, we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years

>old, 3 years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really

>loves chapstick. LOVES IT. He kept asking to use my chapstick and then

>losing it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep

>my chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he needed

>to put it right back in the drawer when he was done.

>> Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around and

>try to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on. My

>two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to

>nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up.

>Everything is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a

>wonderful day to honor me and the amazing job that is motherhood.

>> We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car and I am

>looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I finally round the

>corner to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was applying my

>chapstick very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli looked right

>into my eyes and said "chapped". Now, if you have a cat, you know that

>he is right - their little butts do look pretty chapped. And, frankly,

>Jack didn't seem to mind.

>> And the only question to really ask at that point was whether it was

>the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth.

>And then I decided I really did not want to know!

>> And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it reminds us

>that no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little

>creatures, there will always be that day when you realize they've been

>using your chapstick on the cat's butt.

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WonderWendy3
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I relate 100% with this story and loved it!!! I thought of Almostfamous, she is a chap stick addict!! ut oh...:wah:
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Sheryl
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:wah: that's a great story!
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"

my son
Indian Princess
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That was great! ah, um , but when I use my chapstick I will picture the cats butt!
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That's gross! But funny! :wah:
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thats sooooooooooo funny.....



reminds me of the time my two year old popped up with gum in his mouth..i asked him where he got it from and he asked me what color i wanted....we were sitting in a restraunt...he got it off the underside of the table...YUK!!!!!
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YUK!! :wah:
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guppy;609295 wrote: thats sooooooooooo funny.....



reminds me of the time my two year old popped up with gum in his mouth..i asked him where he got it from and he asked me what color i wanted....we were sitting in a restraunt...he got it off the underside of the table...YUK!!!!!


:wah: :wah:

oh man that's funny!
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"

my son
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