Stud Rooster
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:39 am
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster
and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me
have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around
the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire
chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the
young rooster takes off runn ing after him. They round the front
porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining
fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front
porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and -
BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his
head and says, "Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."
Moral of this story:
Don't mess with us OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery will
always overcome youth and arrogance!
and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me
have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around
the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire
chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the
young rooster takes off runn ing after him. They round the front
porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining
fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front
porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and -
BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his
head and says, "Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."
Moral of this story:
Don't mess with us OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery will
always overcome youth and arrogance!
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl