Stud Rooster

[Sheryl]

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster

and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle

ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me

have the two old hens over in the corner?"

The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.."

The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around

the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire

chicken coop."

The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man.

So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."



The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the

young rooster takes off runn ing after him. They round the front

porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.

He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining

fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front

porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and -

BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his

head and says, "Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."



Moral of this story:

Don't mess with us OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery will

always overcome youth and arrogance!

[WonderWendy3]

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

[guppy]

:wah: :wah: :wah: that is hilarious....haaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:p

[along-for-the-ride]

:wah:

[WonderWendy3]

Looking at this quickly, thought it said "Stud Roster"....all the FG men would need to be listed!!:)