Bizarre driving test answers

[Marie5656]

Bizarre Driving Test Answers --------------+

Driving School: Real answers received on exams given by the

California Department of Transportation's driving school:

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the

road?

A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-

way stop at the same time?

A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper

sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

A: Your car.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could

no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being

passed?

A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic

light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.

[guppy]

these all sound pretty reasonable to me.....:p

[zinkyusa]

guppy;591201 wrote: these all sound pretty reasonable to me.....:p


stop swimming on the sidewalk!!:p