Night before last I was slicing up some cucumbers for a salad when my 3 yr old comes in and asks me for a piece. So I hand her a piece and she replies
" I like cucumbers, they make you s***"
Floored me, had no idea where she picked that one up. But I think it was her granddad. Gonna have a talk with him tonight.
So what has your kid said to shock you?
Where do they pick it up?
- Sheryl
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Where do they pick it up?
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
- Imladris
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When I was 5 I came home from school and my 2 year old brother was playing with his toy gun and told me to stick my hands up. I replied ' No Matthew, it's stick your *********g hands up'
Never been allowed to live that down:wah:
Never been allowed to live that down:wah:
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
- sunny104
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Where do they pick it up?
my 3 year old was sitting in my lap and out of nowhere he says "you have giant boobies!"
they're not but I guess to him they look big.....

they're not but I guess to him they look big.....
- YZGI
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Where do they pick it up?
When my oldest son was about 4 yr old. He said, Dad how come your thingy is bigger than mine? I said, Don't worry yours will get bigger when you get older. He said, Okay but I dont want all that hairy stuff around mine.:wah: