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An Arkansas attorney has been rescued thanks to his tighty whities. Ben Lipscomb got lost while duck hunting. A state police helicopter was looking for him, but the Rogers city attorney knew he would be tough to spot in his camouflage hunting gear.



Lipscomb says the helicopter passed over him several times. Lipscomb he had to something to make himself more visible. So, he tied his white briefs to the barrel of his gun and starting waving.



He was rescued after spending a cold 12 hours in the woods. He even ate a raw duck.





http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/bi...Psn_undies.html

>>^..^ He was rescued after spending a cold 12 hours in the woods. He even ate a raw duck.


I don't think I'd get that hungry inside 12 hours....

Bill Sikes wrote: I don't think I'd get that hungry inside 12 hours....
Well if it had a little orange sauce?

He's just lucky he was lost for such a "brief" period...

BabyRider wrote: He's just lucky he was lost for such a "brief" period...
And in such an unmentionable condition, too.....

Omigods, you're rubbing off on me.

AAAAAARGH! :-5

Gives a new dimension to the brief V boxer debate, boxers provide greater surface area, plus can serve as a "windsock" to assist the helicopter landing.



Wonder if the expirence left him feeling shorted, must've given the duck's yuks.

:sneaky:

Good thing he was not wearing a thong!

>>^..^ Good thing he was not wearing a thong!
The very thought of a politician in a thong, waving a shotgun, chewing on a ducks behind ------- Sure wish I could draw cartoons.