An Arkansas attorney has been rescued thanks to his tighty whities. Ben Lipscomb got lost while duck hunting. A state police helicopter was looking for him, but the Rogers city attorney knew he would be tough to spot in his camouflage hunting gear.
Lipscomb says the helicopter passed over him several times. Lipscomb he had to something to make himself more visible. So, he tied his white briefs to the barrel of his gun and starting waving.
He was rescued after spending a cold 12 hours in the woods. He even ate a raw duck.
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/bi...Psn_undies.html
Lost hunter rescued, thanks to his tighty whities
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Bill Sikes
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>>^..^ He was rescued after spending a cold 12 hours in the woods. He even ate a raw duck.
I don't think I'd get that hungry inside 12 hours....
I don't think I'd get that hungry inside 12 hours....
Lost hunter rescued, thanks to his tighty whities
Bill Sikes wrote: I don't think I'd get that hungry inside 12 hours....
Well if it had a little orange sauce?
Well if it had a little orange sauce?
Lost hunter rescued, thanks to his tighty whities
He's just lucky he was lost for such a "brief" period...
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BabyRider wrote: He's just lucky he was lost for such a "brief" period...
And in such an unmentionable condition, too.....
Omigods, you're rubbing off on me.
AAAAAARGH! :-5
And in such an unmentionable condition, too.....
Omigods, you're rubbing off on me.
AAAAAARGH! :-5
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Lost hunter rescued, thanks to his tighty whities
Gives a new dimension to the brief V boxer debate, boxers provide greater surface area, plus can serve as a "windsock" to assist the helicopter landing.
Wonder if the expirence left him feeling shorted, must've given the duck's yuks.
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Wonder if the expirence left him feeling shorted, must've given the duck's yuks.
:sneaky:
Old age and treachery, is an acceptable response to overwelming youth and skill
Lost hunter rescued, thanks to his tighty whities
Good thing he was not wearing a thong!
Lost hunter rescued, thanks to his tighty whities
>>^..^ Good thing he was not wearing a thong!
The very thought of a politician in a thong, waving a shotgun, chewing on a ducks behind ------- Sure wish I could draw cartoons.
The very thought of a politician in a thong, waving a shotgun, chewing on a ducks behind ------- Sure wish I could draw cartoons.
Old age and treachery, is an acceptable response to overwelming youth and skill