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after being me for 55 years ,i get bored with me,sometimes ide like to be somebodey else just for a day,like praps sir richard branson ,doin daredevil feats and stunts b4 i count me money,or,,,,,,,,hugh hefner,count me money then me women,,,,,any others??

I'd be Matt Goss.

I would just touch my body all day long!:-4

hoxtonchris;561350 wrote: after being me for 55 years ,i get bored with me,sometimes ide like to be somebodey else just for a day,like praps sir richard branson ,doin daredevil feats and stunts b4 i count me money,or,,,,,,,,hugh hefner,count me money then me women,,,,,any others?? Yes baby Id like to be erm Barbara Streisand so I can sing Come Tomorrow to you lolxxxxxx;)

I think I'll just bite my tongue on this one.

great answers from both!! any more??

a kept lady

LondonFan of MJ!;561360 wrote: I'd be Matt Goss.

I would just touch my body all day long!:-4


:wah: I told Cgal in another thread i've met him, went to a party he had when he lived in Camberely

SuzyB;561371 wrote: :wah: I told Cgal in another thread i've met him, went to a party he had when he lived in Camberely


He's god, we have met him too. LUSH!

crazygirl come on tell!!!!

I think I would like to be jimbo for a day.hahah:wah: :wah:

Soberano;561365 wrote: Tony Blair, i would then kill my self and be back to my old self the following day:D

the perfect murder, or suicide depends on how you look at it i suppose.


Wonderful choice!

ive been to camberly ,,,fox lane estate to be precise ,,better not tell the rest

hoxtonchris;561381 wrote: ive been to camberly ,,,fox lane estate to be precise ,,better not tell the rest


We are ten mins from there.

To answer your question I would be JORDAN aka Katie Price :-6

SuzyB;561371 wrote: :wah: I told Cgal in another thread i've met him, went to a party he had when he lived in Camberely


Claire and I have met him loads of times too.

I am suprised she hasn't posted the pics!

He's so lovely!:-4

Ooh Matt Goss pics thread!

Tater Tazz;561379 wrote: I think I would like to be jimbo for a day.hahah:wah: :wah:




noooo dont do it you will get brain freeeze ,get asked millions of questions night and day ,get stalked by bh672 ,and have to pretend to be soberanus's buddy and laugh at his jokes:wah: :wah:

SuzyB;561392 wrote: We are ten mins from there.

To answer your question I would be JORDAN aka Katie Price :-6


so you know fox lane estate???i was going to ask you to say hello to an old flame but as i was 17 and she 42 praps not ,,,shed be 80 now!!

A bone doctor, to help Pinky out.

my sons a police officer,i had to help him pull a motorist over at speed ,i was driving and he told me to go along side,toot him up ,he then held his card and signalled him to pull over!i wernt allowed to get out of the car but oh if i could just be my boy for a day!!fantastic!

hoxtonchris;561414 wrote: so you know fox lane estate???i was going to ask you to say hello to an old flame but as i was 17 and she 42 praps not ,,,shed be 80 now!!
Excuse me dearest what old flame!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and here he is (again,,,yep ime very proud,,no apologies either lol)

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hoxtonchris;561496 wrote: my sons a police officer,i had to help him pull a motorist over at speed ,i was driving and he told me to go along side,toot him up ,he then held his card and signalled him to pull over!i wernt allowed to get out of the car but oh if i could just be my boy for a day!!fantastic!


I didn't think they could do that How could they prove that they wa speeding?

hoxtonchris;561500 wrote: and here he is (again,,,yep ime very proud,,no apologies either lol)
Yes you are babe proud of him an right you are to. ere Chris how come Ive never seen you in a suit!!!!

ABDALLA ABAYOMI ABDIKARIM ABDIRAXMAN

SuzyB;561503 wrote: I didn't think they could do that How could they prove that they wa speeding?


if an officer dosnt stop a speeding motorist ie some one who overtakes you when you are doing the limit,he would be reprimanded,,he can pull anyone up and caution them for any breach of the law.if he intends to arrest or issue a charge he must have proof.but make no mistake the police have far more powers than people realise

Pinky;561511 wrote: :wah: :wah:

That's very kind of you!!!

I know I've joked about getting plastered before, but I didn't mean literally!:D


Well, I'm not going to be an interior decorator, so it would be all for the right reasons.

hoxtonchris;561540 wrote: if an officer dosnt stop a speeding motorist ie some one who overtakes you when you are doing the limit,he would be reprimanded,,he can pull anyone up and caution them for any breach of the law.if he intends to arrest or issue a charge he must have proof.but make no mistake the police have far more powers than people realise


Thing is if that person jumped back in a car and speed off over the limit again and they were arrested, what would happen? They couldn't do a thing with out proof surely??

I think they have powers, but know that most of the time that with the paper work involved when they have no solid proof is a deterrent to get involved. I mean you'd never be off duty would you?

they are never off duty,if he goes to a night club he must help the bouncers if trouble starts,they get discounts in restaraunts cos they are known to be on duty full time.if he is out alone (and off duty)and a mass fracas occurs he must watch and do nothing exept be a proffessional witness.another thing,are you aware they also have to do jury service??i kid you not!dont forget even citizens can do acitizens arrest even without more proof than just another witness.the incident i mentioned wasnt to do with speding,the motorist had his mirrors folded and was hugging the centre lane,he would never change lane safely,so you see he HAD to stop him....and yes i LOVED it.

hoxtonchris;562585 wrote: they are never off duty,if he goes to a night club he must help the bouncers if trouble starts,they get discounts in restaraunts cos they are known to be on duty full time.if he is out alone (and off duty)and a mass fracas occurs he must watch and do nothing exept be a proffessional witness.another thing,are you aware they also have to do jury service??i kid you not!dont forget even citizens can do acitizens arrest even without more proof than just another witness.the incident i mentioned wasnt to do with speding,the motorist had his mirrors folded and was hugging the centre lane,he would never change lane safely,so you see he HAD to stop him....and yes i LOVED it.


I know about the jury service, my childrens father is in CID in the MET, I would never ever stop my car for a police officer that wasn't in uniform or a car with the lights. Would youlike to of been a policeman Chris?

yes very much so but sadley i was not a good boy years ago and besides my eyesight was crap.if you dont pullover for an "off duty cop"you may well find he will report your offence to the proper channels ,then you wont just get a caution it will be fficial.incidently any of us can report a driving offence in the same way.i dont know if it will result in anything without witnessess,but it could.

Who Would You Be For A Day??



Richard Branson, i'd take a hammer and smack myself in the nuts.

Can't believe i'm going to lose my Sky channel.

abbey;562924 wrote: Who Would You Be For A Day??



Richard Branson, i'd take a hammer and smack myself in the nuts.

Can't believe i'm going to lose my Sky channel.


Just as well...Aren't you a Man U fan?

If so,

"there is finally justice in the world".

*Psst* I don't like Man U.

K.Snyder;562929 wrote: Just as well...Aren't you a Man U fan?



If so,



"there is finally justice in the world".



*Psst* I don't like Man U.

casper the ghost....

guppy;562939 wrote: casper the ghost....


he was a good actor

what were the other guys names ?

his squeeze was Wendy ??

abbey;562930 wrote:


abbey , love you hate man u ,at least its not arsenal :wah: :wah:





abbey just out of interest and so namad wont ask what exactly is your little head smiley offering snyder :rolleyes:

jimbo;562942 wrote: abbey , love you hate man u ,at least its not arsenal :wah: :wah:





abbey just out of interest and so namad wont ask what exactly is your little head smiley offering snyder :rolleyes:




Obviously its an invitation of some sort.......

Nomad;562945 wrote: Obviously its an invitation of some sort.......


yup:wah: :wah: :wah: just what i thought

abbey;562930 wrote:


:yh_tong2

jimbo;562942 wrote:



abbey just out of interest and so namad wont ask what exactly is your little head smiley offering snyder :rolleyes:


Nomad;562945 wrote: Obviously its an invitation of some sort.......


:rolleyes:

Yawn

abbey;563528 wrote: :rolleyes:

Yawn


you men how could you have seen that as anything but a yaawn tsk tsk!!

For a whole day I would like to be a flying elephant with the trots.....

And all the people who have stabbed me in the back WATCH OUT...:-3 :-3

I'd want to be a guy.

I would want to be Jimbo or Wise Guy- i know it sounds weird, but Iwonder what its like having such a sense of humor and being so witty! Imagine how popular you would be at a bar!!!!:D

its great!years ago i was a dorrman(bouncer)at quiet times i would tell jokes and funny stories,my "audience"were a circle of friends,the laoughter and encouragement were very addictive,unfortunatly the landlord wanted me to appear more like a gorrilla,laoughing bouncers dont scare folk,,,,,mmmmm,clowns scare millions.so for a day i would love to be a stand up comedien in the working mens clubs in the north of engand.

Sweet Tooth;563571 wrote: I would want to be Jimbo or Wise Guy- i know it sounds weird, but Iwonder what its like having such a sense of humor and being so witty! Imagine how popular you would be at a bar!!!!:D




imagine how many people would want to punch your head in sweety , i'm not even popular at the bar when i'm buying the drinks :wah: :wah:

I want to be Sheriff Joe.:-2 :rolleyes: