I laughed out loud at work!!!!

[Sweet Tooth]

A married Irishman went into the confessional and

said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with

another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean,

almost?"

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The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and

rubbed together, but then I stopped."

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The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as

putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For

your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the

poor box."

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The Irishman left the confessional, said his

prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He

paused for a moment and then started to leave. The

priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him

saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the

poor box!"

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The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on

the box, and according to you, that's the same as

putting it in!"