Cut your hair, you capitalist dog...

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:11 am

We just love North Korea. Wouldn't want to actually live there, or even visit the place, obviously, but there's no doubt it's the most eccentric and amusing country in the whole wide world. When its not posturing to nuke its neighbours, that is.

The latest target is that renowned enemy of Socialism - Long Hair.

The campaign, by the state-run Pyongyang Television, is entitled "Let us trim our hair in accordance with our Great Dear Socialist Leader.

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:34 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: We just love North Korea. Wouldn't want to actually live there, or even visit the place, obviously, but there's no doubt it's the most eccentric and amusing country in the whole wide world. When its not posturing to nuke its neighbours, that is.

The latest target is that renowned enemy of Socialism - Long Hair.

The campaign, by the state-run Pyongyang Television, is entitled "Let us trim our hair in accordance with our Great Dear Socialist Leader.
Maybe a great opportunity for us capitalist pigs to go over there and start a new haircutting franchise!

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:44 pm

You are on your own. :wah:

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:46 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: You are on your own. :wah:
D'oh!

Hawke · Post by **Hawke** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:16 pm

...as Kim further attempts to remake the country in his own image...

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:22 pm

Hair today, gone tomorrow

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:14 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: Hair today, gone tomorrow
Agree...it is a hairy situation.

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:39 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: Old man Kim might just have something here....The complete abolition of grown men with poney tails...genius.
You know, a brilliant point!

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Thu May 19, 2005 10:26 am

I thought about letting my hair grow long so I could put it in a pony tail. Then I thought about all the extra work it would take to keep it clean and the fact that it would be something extra to manage so I decided not to. I would have looked real cool with one though, cuz the top of my head is bald and I have a collection of baseball hats.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Thu May 19, 2005 10:30 am

Clint wrote: I thought about letting my hair grow long so I could put it in a pony tail. Then I thought about all the extra work it would take to keep it clean and the fact that it would be something extra to manage so I decided not to. I would have looked real cool with one though, cuz the top of my head is bald and I have a collection of baseball hats.OH NO, not another BONO!

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Thu May 19, 2005 10:37 am

capt_buzzard wrote: OH NO, not another BONO!

YouÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve got it. All I need is talent and lots of money.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Thu May 19, 2005 10:42 am

Clint wrote: YouÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve got it. All I need is talent and lots of money.Come to Ireland and become a Star. Michael Flatley did, and he hails from the US

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Thu May 19, 2005 10:47 am

capt_buzzard wrote: Come to Ireland and become a Star. Michael Flatley did, and he hails from the US
IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d love to visit Ireland some day, though I doubt that stardom is in my future there. How do people there take to panhandlers? Would I need a ponytail for that?

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Thu May 19, 2005 10:50 am

Clint wrote: IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d love to visit Ireland some day, though I doubt that stardom is in my future there. How do people there take to panhandlers? Would I need a ponytail for that?You'll do fine. Just be american and join in.