Difference between guts balls

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:42 pm

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

“Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:44 pm

:-4

Good to see a funny from you!!

Tanks, panky!!

:-4

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:46 pm

Grumpaz;537590 wrote: GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

“Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I'm thinking that Guts and Balls are happily divorced by now!!:wah:

Welcome back:-6