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Where does this come from? (I know it's Scotland, but I want to know why?)

I once served a chap some dog meat in a condom, and told him it was haggis. He apologised for not being able to eat the 'skin' but it was too rubbery!

My bad? :wah:

Elvira;535736 wrote: Where does this come from? (I know it's Scotland, but I want to know why?)

I once served a chap some dog meat in a condom, and told him it was haggis. He apologised for not being able to eat the 'skin' but it was too rubbery!

My bad? :wah:


Remind me never to come round for dinner :yh_sick :wah:

SuzyB;535739 wrote: Remind me never to come round for dinner :yh_sick :wah:


You'll just have to come over for drinks then won't you? I can't go wrong with tortillas and celery/ carrot sticks can I?

Speaking of which, bf's away from Sunday, so you'll have to come round and keep me company one evening! have a propper catch up!

Elvira;535743 wrote: You'll just have to come over for drinks then won't you? I can't go wrong with tortillas and celery/ carrot sticks can I?

Speaking of which, bf's away from Sunday, so you'll have to come round and keep me company one evening! have a propper catch up!


Will do, Sam still sick, but all the lurgys should have gone by then

Blimey, he's been poorly for a while now, I hope he's ok. Like I said before though, he's such a sensitive soul, that it's probably the stress of your illness, followed by your mum's illness and everything else too.

Elvira;535736 wrote: Where does this come from? (I know it's Scotland, but I want to know why?)

I once served a chap some dog meat in a condom, and told him it was haggis. He apologised for not being able to eat the 'skin' but it was too rubbery!

My bad? :wah:


That was very naughty of you, though I am surprised he didn't recognize that it was a Durex and not a sheep's bladder, he mustn't get out much. I am not sure where haggis comes from because I am Irish, and its a Scots thing, but its probably a very old thing indeed, I am not sure if its a highland dish or a lowland one either, but its nice, I can tell you that. Though your own improvised version has its own charms I suppose, though I think personally I would pass.

Galbally;535765 wrote: That was very naughty of you, though I am surprised he didn't recognize that it was a Durex and not a sheep's bladder, he mustn't get out much. I am not sure where haggis comes from because I am Irish, and its a Scots thing, but its probably a very old thing indeed, I am not sure if its a highland dish or a lowland one either, but its nice, I can tell you that. Though your own improvised version has its own charms I suppose, though I think personally I would pass.


Oh yes, I'm a naughty girl, and deserve to be punished! He didn't notice. He's not so much stupid as greedy. I've also fed him cat biscuits in the past in a low fat snack bag. I was just fed up of him eating me out of house and home!

A scottish friend of mine actually made me haggis, and I thought it was relf!!!