Never Seen One Before!!!!!

[Wolverine]

A little boy blows up his balloon and starts

flicking it all around the house with his

finger. His mother tells him to stop it as

he's liable to break something. The boy

continues.

"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off.

You're going to break something".

He stops and eventually Mom leaves for

a short trip to the shopping center.

Johnny starts up with the balloon again.

He gives it one last flick and it lands in the

toilet where he leaves it. Mom comes in

and while putting away the grocery, gets

the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly

make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH,

out it comes.

When she's finished, she looks down and

can't believe what she's seeing. She's not

sure what this big brown thing is in the Toilet!

She calls her doctor.

The doctor is baffled as she describes the

situation, but he assures her he'll be over

shortly to examine everything.

When he arrives she leads him to the bath

room and he gets down on his knees and

takes a long, hard look at the thing.

Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of

touches it to see what it might be and POP!

The balloon explodes and poo is everywhere.

On him, the walls, etc.

"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.

He says, "I've been in this business for over

30 years, and this is the first time I've ever

Actually seen a fart !"





You're laughing aren't you..I know you are!!!

[OpenMind]

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

[Nomad]

Shame on you for confusing MF (:wah: )

[Wolverine]

Nomad;534365 wrote: Shame on you for confusing MF (:wah: )


sorry.

[Sheryl]

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

[gadget]

!! NEWSFLASH!!

Aliens have invaded earth and are abducting all the good lookin' sexy folk...



Don't worry you're safe..!



I'm just writing to say goodbye..