Woman married corpse

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:14 am

Serbian woman has been jailed for 18 months for marrying a dead man. Vinka Mijovic, 32, from Garas, was furious when wealthy Miodrag Tomovic, 68, died before he could marry her.

So she bribed a local registrar to sign a marriage certificate saying the couple had both turned up for the wedding, and bribed two pals to be the best man and a witness to the fake event.

She kept the death a secret for two weeks before suddenly announcing it and organising a lawyer to get his fortune turned over to her.

But the scam was exposed after relatives complained to police and the dead man's signature was found to have been forged, local newspaper Blic reported.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1232627.html?menu=

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:31 am

This is unbelievably funny. Id like to meet this woman.. Very creative thinker.Very determined to get her own way. Hey she probobly figured.. " He will behave like hes dead after we are married anyway... so what the heck?

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 3:54 pm

Mmmm wonder what she did on honeymoon????

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Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:01 pm

abbey wrote: Mmmm wonder what she did on honeymoon????
Well at least we know he was stiff on his wedding night!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:18 pm

:yh_ghost KINDA GIVES A NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE "HAVING A STIFF ONE" TO CALM YOUR WEDDING-DAY NERVES!!...... Ba-da-bing....... :rolleyes:

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:37 pm

You guys are horrible!

Okay, I can't resist:

Q. What's the difference between an Russian wedding and an Russian wake?

A. One less Drunk

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:54 pm

Tombstone wrote:

A. One less Drunk LOL