Business signs

[valerie]

Sign on an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.



Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day.



Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you on fire and take appropriate action.



On a Maternity Room Door: Push, Push, Push



On a Front Door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.



Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.



Scientist's Door: Gone Fission



Taxidermist Window: We really know our stuff.



Podiatrist's Window: Time wounds all heels.



Butcher's window: Let me meat your needs.



Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition



Sign on Fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.



Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.



Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.



Hotel: Help! We need inn - experienced people.



Butcher's Window: Pleased to meat you.



Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?



Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.



Veterinarians Waiting Room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!



The Electric Company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.



Beauty Shop: Dye now!



Garbage Truck: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.



Computer Store: Out for a quick byte



Diner Window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.



Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.



Cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.



Music Library: Bach in a minuet.



Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we'll wait.

[SuzyB]

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[YZGI]

On the door of an auto repair shop:



We will fix your brakes while you wait. We prefer they work before you leave.

[Wolverine]

lawn care shop in Beaverdale, Ia...

"Beaver Mowers"

no joke