Humor: Property laws of a toddler :wah:
>>1. If I like it, it's mine.
>>2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
>>3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
>>4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
>>5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
>>6. If I'm doing or building something, all of the pieces are mine.
>>7. If it looks like mine, it's mine.
>>8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
>>9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
>>10. If it's broken, it's yours
Humor: Kid's Laws
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Wednesday's Child
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Wednesday's Child
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Humor: Kid's Laws
tmbsgrl
Don't you think kids are best at that "in your face" stage where their honesty just erupts and they'll say anything that comes into their little heads?
I wonder why we "correct them out of it".... well perhaps to avert wars...dunno.
One little squirt in my sister's family told her grandma her face needed ironing....sooooo wrinkly! Thankfully grandma took it the right way!
Don't you think kids are best at that "in your face" stage where their honesty just erupts and they'll say anything that comes into their little heads?
I wonder why we "correct them out of it".... well perhaps to avert wars...dunno.
One little squirt in my sister's family told her grandma her face needed ironing....sooooo wrinkly! Thankfully grandma took it the right way!
Humor: Kid's Laws
Very funny... I think I saw this one time a long time ago... only it was called
"Dog's Laws"!!!
"Dog's Laws"!!!
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Wednesday's Child
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Valerie
Agree! I related it to the mengerie I have been "allowed" to care for over the years...both dogs and cats....
I wonder if kids and critters have it right.... and we get sissified as we get into adulthood?
Ever try to secure your own chair in a house when there is a "ruling" feline around who also likes that chair?
Or a pooch who wants to travel the opposite way you want to go in the local park?
Agree! I related it to the mengerie I have been "allowed" to care for over the years...both dogs and cats....
I wonder if kids and critters have it right.... and we get sissified as we get into adulthood?
Ever try to secure your own chair in a house when there is a "ruling" feline around who also likes that chair?
Or a pooch who wants to travel the opposite way you want to go in the local park?
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LottomagicZ4941
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Humor: Kid's Laws
One reason to correct them out of it is so they don't get in trouble for speaking the truth at work like I did.
Although what I said was true it was deamed unethical due to not being constructive. Although I certainly think it would be constructive for us to be compensated more for working more.
Administration out and out lied yet I am the one who has it as being unethical in my employee file.
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MagicZ4941A
Although what I said was true it was deamed unethical due to not being constructive. Although I certainly think it would be constructive for us to be compensated more for working more.
Administration out and out lied yet I am the one who has it as being unethical in my employee file.
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MagicZ4941A