Boat Story

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:27 pm

They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the day you sell it!! Well, here's a good BOAT story!! Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening. Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly. When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and said: "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible." Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!" The old woman fainted.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:30 pm

:wah: :wah: :wah: :wah: hull of a joke

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:45 pm

jimbo;476464 wrote: :wah: :wah: hull of a joke

**groan** :wah: :wah:

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:59 pm

I KEELED over laughing!:wah:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:01 pm

Good grief! These are rudder awful!! :wah: :wah:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:08 pm

rofl. ...........this is priceless........:wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:41 pm

Oh boy!!! Do you think I may get a GOLD STAR board for this?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:48 pm

Grumpaz;476884 wrote: Oh boy!!! Do you think I may get a GOLD STAR board for this?
no i think you have mast erd it now :-3

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:00 am

Don't you just ANCHOR for a good joke? OAR a PUN (T):D

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:16 am

dubs;477094 wrote: Don't you just ANCHOR for a good joke? OAR a PUN (T):D

you trying to be funny oar what :wah: :wah: :wah:

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:28 am

Oh you guys are good!!! Myabe I shall just BOW out of this one.:wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:38 am

I gotta give you props for that one.

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:59 pm

I think I could make better use out of a tiller. But thank you very much.

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:36 pm

Don't be STERN Grumpaz, we didn't mean to POOP on your thread:wah:

OK I'M DONE........

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:06 pm

Hummmm somebody is going to have to eat CROWS nest.