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SnoozeControl;473304 wrote: Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter

in Miami for a vacation.

Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering

and shaking.

The other flea asks him, "Why are you shaking so badly?"

The first flea says, "I rode down here from New Jersey

in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."

The other flea responds saying," That's the worst way to travel.

Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks.

While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her

leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way

to travel that I can think of."

The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try

next winter.

A year goes by. When the first flea shows up in Miami

he is shivering and shaking again.

The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"

"Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said.

I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks.

Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled

right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm

that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back in the

mustache of a guy on a Harley."


:yh_rotfl

Oh my. :wah:

you are right snooze. really baaaaaaad, but oh soooooo funny.:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

What does this say about us, that we find this one hysterical...and then want to email it to our friends??

Love it!!!!