SnoozeControl;473304 wrote: Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter
in Miami for a vacation.
Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering
and shaking.
The other flea asks him, "Why are you shaking so badly?"
The first flea says, "I rode down here from New Jersey
in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."
The other flea responds saying," That's the worst way to travel.
Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks.
While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her
leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way
to travel that I can think of."
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try
next winter.
A year goes by. When the first flea shows up in Miami
he is shivering and shaking again.
The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"
"Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said.
I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks.
Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled
right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm
that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back in the
mustache of a guy on a Harley."
:yh_rotfl
A really bad flea joke
A really bad flea joke
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
A really bad flea joke
Oh my. :wah:
A really bad flea joke
you are right snooze. really baaaaaaad, but oh soooooo funny.:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
A really bad flea joke
What does this say about us, that we find this one hysterical...and then want to email it to our friends?? 
