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NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT



Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, "Ya know! , I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't never seed nobody do it."

ArnoldLayne;472164 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I'm going out to a restaraunt tonight. I might get the chance to do it


good luck to ya. careful ya don't get slapped.

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl I'm choking Wolver:yh_drool

weber;472174 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl I'm choking Wolver:yh_drool


SLURP!!

Ooooh thank you so much:driving: mind if I choke often:-3

:yh_rotfl

where is sheryl?



edit - just found her

weber;472181 wrote: Ooooh thank you so much:driving: mind if I choke often:-3


you can choke as often as you like, my luv.

Wolverine;472189 wrote: you can choke as often as you like, my luv.


mmmmmmmmmm fun.:guitarist Oddly enough, I do choke quite often and I am sure that treatment would work just fine:yh_bigsmi I be rememberint your handle(pun intended):D

you weren't supposed to share the South's long held secrets...

sorry sweetie.