went to dinner with Sheryl
went to dinner with Sheryl
NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know! , I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't never seed nobody do it."
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know! , I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't never seed nobody do it."
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
went to dinner with Sheryl
ArnoldLayne;472164 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
I'm going out to a restaraunt tonight. I might get the chance to do it
good luck to ya. careful ya don't get slapped.
I'm going out to a restaraunt tonight. I might get the chance to do it
good luck to ya. careful ya don't get slapped.
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
went to dinner with Sheryl
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl I'm choking Wolver:yh_drool
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
went to dinner with Sheryl
weber;472174 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl I'm choking Wolver:yh_drool
SLURP!!
SLURP!!
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
went to dinner with Sheryl
Ooooh thank you so much:driving: mind if I choke often:-3
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
went to dinner with Sheryl
:yh_rotfl
where is sheryl?
edit - just found her
where is sheryl?
edit - just found her
went to dinner with Sheryl
weber;472181 wrote: Ooooh thank you so much:driving: mind if I choke often:-3
you can choke as often as you like, my luv.
you can choke as often as you like, my luv.
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
went to dinner with Sheryl
Wolverine;472189 wrote: you can choke as often as you like, my luv.
mmmmmmmmmm fun.:guitarist Oddly enough, I do choke quite often and I am sure that treatment would work just fine:yh_bigsmi I be rememberint your handle(pun intended):D
mmmmmmmmmm fun.:guitarist Oddly enough, I do choke quite often and I am sure that treatment would work just fine:yh_bigsmi I be rememberint your handle(pun intended):D
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
went to dinner with Sheryl
you weren't supposed to share the South's long held secrets...
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
went to dinner with Sheryl
sorry sweetie.
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.