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The Ashes Test thread
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O Lady Flame
Are you serious about the gloves and hats?
I haven't worn either for too many years to think about. Tell me....they would think I was a dog in my bare hands and head, wouldn't they
Oh and slacks:-3
Are you serious about the gloves and hats?
I haven't worn either for too many years to think about. Tell me....they would think I was a dog in my bare hands and head, wouldn't they
Oh and slacks:-3miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
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Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
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Magenta flame;469062 wrote: That's last years Test, we had to give them at least one test so they wouldn't embarrass themselves in front of the entire Commonwealth.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ashes
It will sadden the Poms to know that the 'Barmey Army' has been silenced, your not allowed to get drunk, and the fine for streaking now stands at $5000 and a court appearance for indecent exposure which gives you a criminal record and hence denies you entrance into Australia ever again.:wah: :wah:
The Barmey Armys' horn blower has had his horn taken away from him and the chants will get you expelled from the ground:-2
See what happens when bodyline tactics are used on us........Our memories are long !
The hats and gloves are still a must of course, and so are the cucumber sangers.:wah:
OH the the obligatory sunburn is still an accepted part of a day at the MCG or GABBA.
That's just plain wrong!....The Aussie Cricket board has always had a stick up its butt, regarding anyone who's dared to beat them! Leave the Barmy Army alone......Sporting Aussies........My Arse!
Bodyline was 1933 or summat, sheesh! Anyway its proper name was leg theory, it slowed Bradman down a bit!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ashes
It will sadden the Poms to know that the 'Barmey Army' has been silenced, your not allowed to get drunk, and the fine for streaking now stands at $5000 and a court appearance for indecent exposure which gives you a criminal record and hence denies you entrance into Australia ever again.:wah: :wah:
The Barmey Armys' horn blower has had his horn taken away from him and the chants will get you expelled from the ground:-2
See what happens when bodyline tactics are used on us........Our memories are long !
The hats and gloves are still a must of course, and so are the cucumber sangers.:wah:
OH the the obligatory sunburn is still an accepted part of a day at the MCG or GABBA.
That's just plain wrong!....The Aussie Cricket board has always had a stick up its butt, regarding anyone who's dared to beat them! Leave the Barmy Army alone......Sporting Aussies........My Arse!
Bodyline was 1933 or summat, sheesh! Anyway its proper name was leg theory, it slowed Bradman down a bit!
My dog's a cross between a Shihtzu and a Bulldog... It's a Bullsh!t..
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Magenta flame;469127 wrote: Interesting considering our batsman were being bowled at to the head and chest area's.
Couldn't take Bradman out respectably so you had to injure him.
The famous words of the commentator that day, "there's two sides out there today but only one of them is playing cricket."
Yeah! The ACB were pretty pissed off, that they didn't think of it first!
But Magenta, it was 1933, you've got to let it go, it'll just keep eating away at you if you don't!.....LOL!
I tried to put some smileys in my last post, so it didn't come across as serious, but you'd used em all up in your quote.......Here's me contemplating Englands current situation! :-3 
Couldn't take Bradman out respectably so you had to injure him.
The famous words of the commentator that day, "there's two sides out there today but only one of them is playing cricket."
Yeah! The ACB were pretty pissed off, that they didn't think of it first!
But Magenta, it was 1933, you've got to let it go, it'll just keep eating away at you if you don't!.....LOL!
I tried to put some smileys in my last post, so it didn't come across as serious, but you'd used em all up in your quote.......Here's me contemplating Englands current situation!
:-3 My dog's a cross between a Shihtzu and a Bulldog... It's a Bullsh!t..
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I've only ever seen Daddles, when it's been the host broadcaster from Oz, you know like in News snippets, never in actual coverage, cos Sky or the Beeb take coverage from the Aussies, and use their own commentators and graphics.
My dog's a cross between a Shihtzu and a Bulldog... It's a Bullsh!t..
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Why worry about it?
I (and a good number of my countrymen) would rather watch paint drying than watch that excuse for a sport.
I (and a good number of my countrymen) would rather watch paint drying than watch that excuse for a sport.
An ye harm none, do what ye will....
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Grin. If it's any kind of consolation, Australian Idol was won last night by and expat Irishman resident in Sydney. He narrowly beat a 16 year old from the Northern Territory who was part Aboriginal, part Indonesian. This is all of course a total red herring.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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just got back from the states , where on a bus from the airport i met an american who went into great detail on his torture of having to watch this game called cricket had i heard of it it was sooo boring he could not make hide nor tail of it , someone for a treat had got him a ticket for the ashes first test and the poor guy was bored stupid not understanding the game at all
well done you aussies first blood to you but its a long way to go yet
of course i did not see the match there was no news of it at all in the states
well done you aussies first blood to you but its a long way to go yet
of course i did not see the match there was no news of it at all in the states
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Diuretic;470891 wrote: Word is the Adelaide Oval is looking quite nice jimbo - quite the place for the big contest 
you must be very confident my friend , thats just where we want you :wah: :wah: :wah:
you must be very confident my friend , thats just where we want you :wah: :wah: :wah:
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Buckle up people!......Here we go again!
I'm hoping for a proper match this time.........
I'm hoping for a proper match this time.........
My dog's a cross between a Shihtzu and a Bulldog... It's a Bullsh!t..
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What link ?
If you cant be quoted then dont put links up. And get ornery with someone else.
If you cant be quoted then dont put links up. And get ornery with someone else.
I AM AWESOME MAN
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Magenta flame;473582 wrote: It's not the quote it's the link I put up it was the wrong one
I shall put another in a moment.:wah:
And what the heck is ornery anyway?
Its like accordian lessons. But not exactly.
I shall put another in a moment.:wah:
And what the heck is ornery anyway?
Its like accordian lessons. But not exactly.
I AM AWESOME MAN
The Ashes Test thread
hey you ozies out there
263 for 3
is that a game enough for ya now :wah: :wah:
i must admit i did not think we would be doing that well
mf you better get them hair clippers out :wah: :wah:
263 for 3
is that a game enough for ya now :wah: :wah:
i must admit i did not think we would be doing that well
mf you better get them hair clippers out :wah: :wah: