How to shower like a woman

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Red
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How to shower like a woman

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How to Shower Like a Woman :D



> >>> >

> >>> > Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket

> >>> >according to lights and darks.

> >>> >

> >>> > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

> >>> >

> >>> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

> >>> >

> >>> > Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note

> to

> >>> >do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

> >>> >

> >>> > Get in the shower.

> >>> >

> >>> > Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah

> and

> >>> >pumice stone.

> >>> >

> >>> > Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43

> added

> >>> >vitamins.

> >>> >

> >>> > Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

> >>> >

> >>> > Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

> >>> >

> >>> > Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes

> >>> >until red.

> >>> >

> >>> > Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body

> wash.

> >>> >(i am currently trying to find where i can purchase this)

> >>> >

> >>> > Rinse conditioner off hair.

> >>> >

> >>> > Shave armpits and legs.

> >>> >

> >>> > Turn off shower.

> >>> >

> >>> > Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

> >>> >

> >>> > Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.

> >>> >

> >>> > Get out of shower.

> >>> >

> >>> > Dry with towel the size of a small country.

> >>> >

> >>> > Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

> >>> >

> >>> > Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

> >>> >

> >>> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

> >>> >

> >>> >

> >>> >

> >>> >

> >>> >

> >>> >How to Shower Like a Man

> >>> >

> >>> >

> >>> >

> >>> > Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave

> >>> >them in a pile.

> >>> >

> >>> > Walk naked to the bathroom.

> >>> >

> >>> > If you see wife along the way, shake Willy at her making the

> >>> >'woo-woo' sound.

> >>> >

> >>> > Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

> >>> >

> >>> > Admire the size of your Willy and scratch your bum.

> >>> >

> >>> > Get in the shower.

> >>> >

> >>> > Wash your face.

> >>> >

> >>> > Wash your armpits.

> >>> >

> >>> > Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

> >>> >

> >>> > Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

> >>> >

> >>> > Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

> >>> >

> >>> > Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the

> soap.

> >>> >

> >>> > Wash your hair.

> >>> >

> >>> > Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

> >>> >

> >>> > Wee.

> >>> >

> >>> > Rinse off and get out of shower.

> >>> >

> >>> > Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out

> of

> >>> >bath the whole time.

> >>> >

> >>> > Admire Willy size in mirror again.

> >>> >

> >>> > Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

> >>> >

> >>> > Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

> >>> >

> >>> > If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake Willy at her and make

> the

> >>> >'woo-woo' sound again.

> >>> >

> >>> > Throw wet towel on bed.

> >>> >

> >>> >

> >>> >

> >>> >I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!
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crazygal
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How to shower like a woman

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Ha ha very spot on although I'm not THAT bad.
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