arsenic

weinbeck · Post by **weinbeck** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:00 pm

A woman walks into a drug store and asks for some arsenic.

"What's it for, Lady? We don't sell stuff like that over the counter."

"I wanna poison my husband. The b*****d's having an affair behind my back." Clearly taken aback, he shakes his head.

"I can fully understand how you feel, but no way am I going to be an accessory to murder! It's your own problem - don't involve me."

"Then perhaps this can help!" She says, pulling a photograph out of her handbag, showing him in bed with another woman. He looks at it.

"THAT'S MY WIFE!" He screams. After a few minutes he pulls her to one side, giving her a quick wink.

"Why didn't you tell me you had a prescription - come back in fifteen minutes!"

:D

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:02 pm

that's funny. :wah: (you know scienide is in algae pills that you use to put in aguariums dont ya?) overlook the bad spelling........

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:37 pm

I once shaved my ex-wifes bum. I must have been a little careless as I managed to draw some blood. she told everyone I'd given her arse a nick

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:50 am

guppy;459308 wrote: that's funny. :wah: (you know scienide is in algae pills that you use to put in aguariums dont ya?) overlook the bad spelling........

Thanks for the tip.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:59 am

I'm sure there are trace amounts of arsenic in cucumber

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:25 am

My grandmother was a homeopathic practitioner - ok read witch - and I remember she used arsenic to treat quite a few ailments.... grin...

Now I hope you lot in here will give me the respect due to my lineage.... :sneaky: