bad jimbo

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:47 pm

you know like you want a kebab and you say to your partner do you want one

no no , are you sure coz your not having any of mine

i 'll get you your own one but your not having any of mine now are you sure

no no

you walk half a mile home then she says let me have just a bite then promptly eats the lot , leaving you starving

well sue always does that to me

i said tonight i'm having a ham sandwich do you want one ....no no no

i''m not giving you any of mine ,i'll make you one if you want with a nice cup of tea , no no no

so i made my sandwhich put it on the bed then went to the bathroom

and waited sure enough 10 seconds later YOU BASTARD

ANTICIPATING SUCH TREACHERY ID LACED THE SARNIE WITH RED HOT LIME CHUTNEY

am i a bad boy or did the sinister sarnie snatcher get her just deserts

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:49 pm

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:49 pm

jimbo;447053 wrote: you know like you want a kebab and you say to your partner do you want one

no no , are you sure coz your not having any of mine

i 'll get you your own one but your not having any of mine now are you sure

no no

you walk half a mile home then she says let me have just a bite then promptly eats the lot , leaving you starving

well sue always does that to me

i said tonight i'm having a ham sandwich do you want one ....no no no

i''m not giving you any of mine ,i'll make you one if you want with a nice cup of tea , no no no

so i made my sandwhich put it on the bed then went to the bathroom

and waited sure enough 10 seconds later YOU BASTARD

ANTICIPATING SUCH TREACHERY ID LACED THE SARNIE WITH RED HOT LIME CHUTNEY

am i a bad boy or did the sinister sarnie snatcher get her just deserts

That is cruel - you're in *so* much trouble :wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:53 pm

worse than the taste in her mouth will be knowing that she's become predictable. :wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:59 pm

I'm waiting for Suzy to sign on........................:yh_whistl

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:03 pm

Pinky;447065 wrote: LMAO!!! The last person that called me predictable got a spoonful of ice-cream on the forehead:wah:

I knew you were going to say that

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:40 pm

:wah: Jimbo, you'd better be careful for a while! Look behind you and stuff. :wah:

That's funny! Not as funny as "Sinister Sammie Snatcher" though! That should be Suzy's new signature line!

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:34 am

jimbo;447053 wrote:

ANTICIPATING SUCH TREACHERY ID LACED THE SARNIE WITH RED HOT LIME CHUTNEY

am i a bad boy or did the sinister sarnie snatcher get her just deserts

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Sorry Suze but :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

A friend was telling me the other day that he'd annoyed his wife, she got her revenge with too much mustard in his sarnie.....it's obviously catching!!

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:24 am

Everythings fair game in our house ..try putting food down for a smidgen of a second,if the old man don't get it the bloody dog will

:rolleyes:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:26 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com;447808 wrote: Everythings fair game in our house ..try putting food down for a smidgen of a second,if the old man don't get it the bloody dog will

:rolleyes:

how much do you eat then :wah:

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:30 am

jimbo;447809 wrote: how much do you eat then :wah:

Well i like kids but i cant eat a whole one

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:33 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com;447816 wrote: Well i like kids but i cant eat a whole one

your cool pants there is a joke but i dont want you on my case again i girl and the relentless rodent are bad enough:rolleyes:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:47 am

jimbo;447821 wrote: your cool pants there is a joke but i dont want you on my case again i girl and the relentless rodent are bad enough:rolleyes:

Oy! I heard that Jimbo!!

xx:sneaky:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:48 am

Imladris;448000 wrote: Oy! I heard that Jimbo!!

xx:sneaky:

oh oh:(

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:51 am

jimbo;448005 wrote: oh oh:(

Don't you 'oh oh' me sunny jim! You're just asking for a spanking or am I thinking of a different thread:sneaky: :sneaky:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:54 am

Imladris;448012 wrote: Don't you 'oh oh' me sunny jim! You're just asking for a spanking or am I thinking of a different thread:sneaky: :sneaky:

beats me:sneaky:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:56 am

jimbo;448019 wrote: beats me:sneaky:

:wah: :wah: :wah:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:48 pm

Jim just stood on a plug :wah: :wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:56 pm

Oh, oh, his little tootsies must be dancing!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:07 pm

chonsigirl;448173 wrote: Oh, oh, his little tootsies must be dancing!

jimbo dont dance

unless he has too much too drink and then he thinks he is one of the chippendales which leeds to him being dragged off the dance floor by his ear by a very angry suzy b

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:08 pm

Pinky;448178 wrote: I bet that was electrifying for him, lol!

giulty as charged

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:08 pm

Jimbo - I've gotta say mate...you ALWAYS make me laugh :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:09 pm

Uncle Kram;448182 wrote: Jimbo - I've gotta say mate...you ALWAYS make me laugh :wah:

sue says that when i'm undressing

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:13 pm

jimbo-i always get a charge out of your posts!!!:wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:18 pm

guppy;448189 wrote: jimbo-i always get a charge out of your posts!!!:wah:

your damn right you do that will be $20 please

what have i charged too much?

is there a picture of you my barracuda buddy i know what most people look like i really dont have a clue about you

it would be nice to put a face to the mocking posts you make , so if you happen to have one post it here i'd never find it doh:o

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:20 pm

Pinky;448187 wrote: Don't tell me you have to do the elephant impression too?:rolleyes:

oh sue told you about the dung on the landing look no one saw who did that just coz i eat the most does not mean that was me:o

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:31 pm

I'm sure you are completely innocent, Jimbo!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:32 pm

chonsigirl;448212 wrote: I'm sure you are completely innocent, Jimbo!

thanks chonsi :-4