You can't make this stuff up

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:22 am

Truck spills 2 tons of pig heads on road

BERLIN - A truck spilled two tons of pigs' heads on a road in western Germany, giving passing drivers a shock on the night before Halloween, police said Tuesday.

The accident happened Monday night after the truck turned off a highway in Herne, in the Ruhr region, police in Bochum said.

As the driver accelerated away from a traffic light, the door of his trailer opened, spilling the severed heads onto the road.

It took the fire service, helped by a fork-lift truck, an hour-and-a-half to load the heads back onto the truck.

Tue Oct 31, 9:57 AM ET

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:24 am

:yh_sick :yh_sick :yh_sick :yh_sick god amighty, between you ,bill sikes and zinky i am through with meat. aaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhhh.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:27 am

maybe they were

headin for hamburg

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:30 am

Can you imagine looking out your window and seeing a huge pile of pig heads in the road? I would be scarred for life on that one.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:35 am

I bet all the dogs in the area thought they were at a feast.

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:15 pm

:yh_cry :yh_cry :yh_cry all i got left is shrimp. say something ..............

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:17 pm

Sheryl;445945 wrote: I bet all the dogs in the area thought they were at a feast.

no they soon got boar ed of it :wah: :wah: :wah:

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:09 am

guppy;445934 wrote: :yh_sick :yh_sick :yh_sick :yh_sick god amighty, between you ,bill sikes and zinky i am through with meat. aaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhhh.

Never had pork reins?

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:11 am

jimbo;445970 wrote: no they soon got boar ed of it :wah: :wah: :wah:

Hahaha that is just soooo bad hehehehe.

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:13 am

Marie5656;445932 wrote: Truck spills 2 tons of pig heads on road

BERLIN - A truck spilled two tons of pigs' heads on a road in western Germany, giving passing drivers a shock on the night before Halloween, police said Tuesday.

The accident happened Monday night after the truck turned off a highway in Herne, in the Ruhr region, police in Bochum said.

As the driver accelerated away from a traffic light, the door of his trailer opened, spilling the severed heads onto the road.

It took the fire service, helped by a fork-lift truck, an hour-and-a-half to load the heads back onto the truck.

Tue Oct 31, 9:57 AM ET

Road hog

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:15 am

K.Snyder;446384 wrote: Never had pork reins?

Ah, excuse please, but vot is "pork reins"?

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:16 am

guppy;445934 wrote: between you ,bill sikes and zinky i am through with meat.

What did *I* say to put you off?

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:14 am

SnoozeControl;446488 wrote: wah:

(Sikes - pork reins?)

Rinds maybe?

Ah. In the Yook we call 'em "scratchings", they're pig skin (sometimes called

"rind" as an euphemism, sometimes with little hairs, by U. Legend sometimes

containing nipples), cut up, fried, salted.

Edit:

http://www.walsallwonderland.co.uk/worldofpork.htm

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:23 am

Shouldn't they have used a Pork-Lift Truck? :-3

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:24 am

Uncle Kram;446507 wrote: Shouldn't they have used a Pork-Lift Truck? :-3

Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh! (screams fade into the distance...).

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:48 am

SnoozeControl;446488 wrote: :wah:

Rinds maybe?

Yeah "rinds", thats it...

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:38 am

I was driving behind a semi some yrs ago, the driver went underneath a train trestle that was too low for him. It looked like a can of sardines being opened when the roof peeled back and the sides collapsed. He was carrying tomato juice, the snow was blood red everywhere. I ended up in a ditch. It was quite a sight.