Words to the Wise!!

LottomagicZ4941 · Post by **LottomagicZ4941** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:11 am

Words to the Wise!!

There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?"Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird."The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in the hospital in

tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off and the next thing I know is I'm here."The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing, I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So, I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"

Moral of the story....................Never lie to a female

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Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:39 am

LOL--Very good moral to the story.

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:04 pm

LottomagicZ4941 wrote: Words to the Wise!!...........

Moral of the story....................Never lie to a female

Is it not funny that males lie to females as their second narure?

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 4:54 am

Suresh Gupta wrote: Is it not funny that males lie to females as their second narure?
No it isnt funny... Its horrible. Causes lots of pain. I always wonder, how did they adopt this penchant for lying? By the way I mean the nature to lie isnt funny.

The story is hilarious.

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:38 am

weeder wrote: No it isnt funny... Its horrible. Causes lots of pain. I always wonder, how did they adopt this penchant for lying? By the way I mean the nature to lie isnt funny.

The story is hilarious.
I termed it as funny in the background of the moral of the story. You are also terming the story as hilarious.

As far as penchant for lying is concerned may be it is because of male ego.

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:00 am

It also could be because of mens mothers. We mothers of sons have an obligation to teach them how to treat women. I have always been sharley aware of that fact. I am proud to say... that it is often said how out of the ordinary both my sons are. In regard to their treatment of, and their respect of women.

While raising them ......... I often thought of James Cagneys mom in the old old movie White Heat..... What a good boy her SONNY was even after he had mercilessley mowed down hundreds of people with his little machine gun.

HA HA HA

I on the other hand have come accross quite a few mamas boys. Whose moms have ruined them, But either treating them like some kind of Gods. Or by having had them watch the mom take all kinds of abuse from their dads. Its ok I eliminate them quickly.....

Can you tell I love to speak on this subject? Sorry.. I cant help it.

LottomagicZ4941 · Post by **LottomagicZ4941** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:35 am

Jokes may be passive agressive but as long as they are funny:)

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