:wah: Little Miss MuffetSat on het tuffet,
In a field of corn.
It wasn't a spider,
That sat down beside her,
'Twas little Boy blue with the H**N!!!
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead!
Now the lamb goes off to school,
Between two bits of bread!
Mary had a little lamb,
Her parents were MOST SURPRISED!!
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
But it WASN'T to get water!
Jill forgot to take the pill,
And now they have a daughter.