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What one item from Home Depot would you pick in a fight against a Raptor Dinosaur?

A shovel, snow is coming, and for protection from the Dinosaur.

You know those elevator-forklifts they use to stock the top shelves? One of those. Don't ask me what good it would do me.

Tombstone wrote: What one item from Home Depot would you pick in a fight against a Raptor Dinosaur?
A nail gun.

A staple-gun. "Why," you ask? "Because," I reply.

Bosch, Brute Breaker Hammer Of Course!!....

Tombstone wrote: What one item from Home Depot would you pick in a fight against a Raptor Dinosaur?
A wheelbarrow.

Couple of tanks.

Hoses.

Pipes.

Bunson Burners.

Fertilizer.

Charcoal.

Drinking containers.

= Make some moonshine, drink it, and pass out.

"3000psi Pressure washer" set on full narrow stream and hit it in the eyes!!! :wah:

Tombstone wrote: What one item from Home Depot would you pick in a fight against a Raptor Dinosaur?


Uh, arc welder?

I thought nail gun too, Tombstone, but wasn't sure if it was acceptable because you also need a good compressor and hose. Three items. I'd probably want a coil nailer so I get more shots before I have to reload. Might want to make sure the compressor was on wheels in case you have to run. :wah:

Just thinking a cordless circular saw would be handy too. With guard removed or jammed up. Of course this means the beast must be closer to attack it but, with the right blade you might be able to saw its teeth off and trim its nails.

Paula wrote: A shovel, snow is coming, and for protection from the Dinosaur.


Ah! Snow.... that'll stop the wee beastie dead in its tracks. Alternatively, with a spade, you can bash it & bury it.

Fyrehawke wrote: A staple-gun. "Why," you ask? "Because," I reply.


You could staple it's knees together. That'd do for it!

Bill Sikes wrote: Ah! Snow.... that'll stop the wee beastie dead in its tracks. Alternatively, with a spade, you can bash it & bury it.


I guess the spade, i could at least take an (eye) out, that would afford some time to get away...hahahaha...

Tombstone wrote: What one item from Home Depot would you pick in a fight against a Raptor Dinosaur?


Funny thread this one

Give me an electric post hole digger and I could use it to bore his belly

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yes, i was thinkin about a post hole digger too, i say take the eye out and run....

Paula wrote: yes, i was thinkin about a post hole digger too, i say take the eye out and run....


Ah your viciousness what a grand idea, I had thought of that too or attack his groin oooo sorry did I really type that ahahahaha

I don't know if a Raptor Dinosaur is a battery operated toy?

cars wrote: "3000psi Pressure washer" set on full narrow stream and hit it in the eyes!!! :wah:
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