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Sheryl
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A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"

The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another

department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.

Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"

The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"

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:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

And I thought I was small chested!!!
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Will have to say, that though I am far from hugely endowed, I am glad for what I do have come mammogram time. Can't see how the ladies with the "fried eggs" can stand it.:-6
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Post by weber »

I have had mammograms, 2, and bad experiences with both.....hauled around like a piece of meat and I shall never forget the one "I don't know how I'm gonna get THAT in there". Never so embarrassed was I. Put on weight and a reasonable amount went there and they're doin' that to me again.

Well I will after the first penis goes in there:Dbut that will close down the machines:yh_rotfl
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Post by theia »

Same experience with mammograms, Weber!! I always feel as if my whole being is going to disappear into the "clamp!"
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Post by weinbeck »

theia wrote: Same experience with mammograms, Weber!! I always feel as if my whole being is going to disappear into the "clamp!"


I once dated a girl who had a tattoo on her chest - it said "FRONT"!:D
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:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl weinbeck wrote: I once dated a girl who had a tattoo on her chest - it said "FRONT"!:D


I don't care what you say...that's funny.
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weinbeck wrote: I once dated a girl who had a tattoo on her chest - it said "FRONT"!:D


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I think that's funny too Marie. Any woman with a tattoo like that has learned to love herself the way she is:-6
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