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The Tell Koan Anything Thread

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:11 am
by koan
With all these question threads, I thought about time we had a thread for statements. Go ahead, use me to assert yourself.

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:13 am
by cherandbuster
Koan

I'll say WHAT I want WHEN I want TO WHOM I want. Period!

that felt good

thank you :p

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:14 am
by Marie5656
But what if I have nothing profound to say to you today? can you get back to me tomorrow, maybe/

The Tell Koan Anything Thread

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:14 am
by koan
cherandbuster wrote: Koan

I'll say WHAT I want WHEN I want TO WHOM I want. Period!

that felt good

thank you :p


I completely support your decision. Well done!

The Tell Koan Anything Thread

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:14 am
by koan
Marie5656 wrote: But what if I have nothing profound to say to you today? can you get back to me tomorrow, maybe/


Take your time, take your time. A good assertion needs build up.

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:15 am
by sunny104
I'm eating soup. :)

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:15 am
by cherandbuster
And if you don't like it, well buddy, that's just too damn bad!

I had to go again

because it felt so damn good :guitarist

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:17 am
by cherandbuster
And if any of you think I'm too nice or mushy, well, you KNOW where you can stick your comment!

I'm done now :p

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:17 am
by Marie5656
cherandbuster wrote: And if you don't like it, well buddy, that's just too damn bad!

I had to go again

because it felt so damn good :guitarist


Get up on the wrong side of the bed today, Cher? You seem a bit on edge. Here, have some chocolate.

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:18 am
by cherandbuster
Marie5656 wrote: Get up on the wrong side of the bed today, Cher? You seem a bit on edge. Here, have some chocolate.


Awww Marie :-4

It just felt good to be bitchy

I'm really done now :)

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:19 am
by koan
ArnoldLayne wrote: What goes around, comes around
And what goes up must come down. ;)

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:19 am
by koan
sunny104 wrote: I'm eating soup. :)
With crackers in it?

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:19 am
by Marie5656
koan wrote: And what goes up must come down. ;)


Well, except for gas prices, maybe.:driving:

The Tell Koan Anything Thread

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:22 am
by sunny104
koan wrote: With crackers in it?
sour cream and onion chips :D

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:26 am
by Marie5656
Hey, Koan..I had popcorn for lunch today. that's it, just popcorn.

The Tell Koan Anything Thread

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:26 am
by koan
cherandbuster wrote: And if any of you think I'm too nice or mushy, well, you KNOW where you can stick your comment!

I'm done now :p


it's a public service really.

there should be an option to smash something as well.

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:27 am
by koan
Marie5656 wrote: Hey, Koan..I had popcorn for lunch today. that's it, just popcorn.


no butter? salt perhaps?

The Tell Koan Anything Thread

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:29 am
by koan
Marie5656 wrote: Well, except for gas prices, maybe.:driving:
It's off the dollar scale now

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:30 am
by Carl44
i without doubt am the most annoying human being on gods earth nothing nasty, just pranks laughs usual wrong side of 40 brain of 13 year old stuff for years I've had it all my own way till now my 12 year old step son has caught up he is probably worse than me now salt in your cup of tea , hiding the t v remote any thing is fair game

today i wanted to watch star trek enterprise and he kept bouncing a football in the t v room so much so in the end i turned off the t v much to his amusement then it hit me my statement is



its me being annoyed by someone copying me being annoying in other words



ITS ME ANNOYING ME

DOH DOH DOH DOH

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:33 am
by koan
ArnoldLayne wrote: The scene in the opening of the film A Clockwork Orange when the droogs beat up the elderly Irish man was filmed in Aylesbury, in the underpass linking Friars Square Shopping Centre with the railway station. Although it had a massive facelift and restructure in the 1990s (when most of Friars Square was rebuilt) the underpass is still there.[1] Other scenes from the film were shot in Friars Square itself.
I've got a bowler hat and false eyelashes are easy to find.

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:33 am
by Marie5656
koan wrote: no butter? salt perhaps?


OK, you got me. Light butter, some salt.



Now please excuse me, I want to wander off and see if I can bug Cher for a bit. :sneaky:

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:35 am
by cherandbuster
Marie5656 wrote: Now please excuse me, I want to wander off and see if I can bug Cher for a bit. :sneaky:


YOU KNOCK THAT OFF, MARIE :yh_beatup

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:35 am
by koan
jimbo wrote: i without doubt am the most annoying human being on gods earth nothing nasty, just pranks laughs usual wrong side of 40 brain of 13 year old stuff for years I've had it all my own way till now my 12 year old step son has caught up he is probably worse than me now salt in your cup of tea , hiding the t v remote any thing is fair game

today i wanted to watch star trek enterprise and he kept bouncing a football in the t v room so much so in the end i turned off the t v much to his amusement then it hit me my statement is



its me being annoyed by someone copying me being annoying in other words



ITS ME ANNOYING ME

DOH DOH DOH DOH


you're still not "the most annoying thing in the world"

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:37 am
by minks
OK I am jealous of your migration.

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:42 am
by zinkyusa
Even though I argue with you I secretly like you..;)

but don't tell anyone

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:47 am
by Marie5656
cherandbuster wrote: YOU KNOCK THAT OFF, MARIE :yh_beatup


Aha..it worked. I bugged her. :)

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:51 am
by YZGI
My sig. line says it all.

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:04 am
by koan
minks wrote: OK I am jealous of your migration.


gives you more people you can stay with when you visit

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:05 am
by koan
zinkyusa wrote: Even though I argue with you I secretly like you..;)

but don't tell anyone


your secret's safe with me.

now shove off!:D

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:06 am
by koan
YZGI wrote: My sig. line says it all.


I can't see sigs.

could you paste it? keeps it intact for posterity in case you change it later on.

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:15 am
by Ocnbrz
I have had enough!!! :-5





of what I am unsure but I am positive what ever it is I have had enough of it. :-3

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:15 am
by minks
koan wrote: gives you more people you can stay with when you visit


see you in january :D

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:20 am
by YZGI
Sig. line:



I apologize for what I have already said, what I am about to say and what I am thinking.

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:21 am
by koan
Ocnbrz wrote: I have had enough!!! :-5





of what I am unsure but I am positive what ever it is I have had enough of it. :-3


enough is a subjective word. I'll allow it in the manner used.

If, however, you were to say that it was "too much" I might object.

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:22 am
by koan
minks wrote: see you in january :D
just don't count on my cooking if you want to live

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:23 am
by koan
YZGI wrote: Sig. line:



I apologize for what I have already said, what I am about to say and what I am thinking.


no no no.

You are supposed to assert what you have said, are about to say and are thinking.

This isn't an apology thread. Apologies are for wimps! :)

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:26 am
by cherandbuster
If my husband calls me "Dr. Feelgood" one more time, I'm gonna belt him! :yh_frustr

oops I said I was done didn't I? ;)

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:27 am
by YZGI
koan wrote: no no no.



You are supposed to assert what you have said, are about to say and are thinking.



This isn't an apology thread. Apologies are for wimps! :)


You have no idea what I'm thinking though.:wah:

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:27 am
by koan
cherandbuster wrote: If my husband calls me "Dr. Feelgood" one more time, I'm gonna belt him! :yh_frustr

oops I said I was done didn't I? ;)


Is that in reference to your positive attitude or your shapliness?

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:28 am
by cherandbuster
koan wrote: Is that in reference to your positive attitude or your shapliness?


#1

but #2 would be excellent :guitarist

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:30 am
by koan
cherandbuster wrote: #1

but #2 would be excellent :guitarist
Perhaps you could call him Dr. Strangelove in return?

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:33 am
by cherandbuster
koan wrote: Perhaps you could call him Dr. Strangelove in return?


I prefer Mr. Grouchy Middle-Aged Man :thinking: :)

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:36 am
by YZGI
Koan how long will you be offline during the move? We will surely miss your um "wisdom" on matters.

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:39 am
by koan
YZGI wrote: Koan how long will you be offline during the move? We will surely miss your um "wisdom" on matters.


Probably offline for about 2 weeks. Except for the occasional visit to an internet cafe.

Not that anyone should stop asserting themselves while I'm away! By all means carry on!

The Tell Koan Anything Thread

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:40 am
by koan
cherandbuster wrote: I prefer Mr. Grouchy Middle-Aged Man :thinking: :)


I used to call my ex "Eeyore" because that's exactly what he sounded like.

"no use trying..."

"...it'll never happen anyway"

The Tell Koan Anything Thread

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:46 am
by koan
Hamster wrote: I'd like to tell Koan how much I admire her intelligence and humour..:-6
back at you!

that's a very clever thread of your own you have going.

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:59 am
by cherandbuster
koan wrote: back at you!

that's a very clever thread of your own you have going.


I'd like Koan to tell me how wonderful, beautiful, witty and lovely I am :thinking: